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So you want to get one of those goofy spinning cool buttons next to your submission?   Can't figure out why your Diet Coke standard loud slimy burp was not included on the list below?  Here are some tips to get included:

• Be original!  Originality does not constitute long, sloppy or loud burps.   There are plenty of those on these pages.  And while they are all funny, and always welcome, they are not truly unique.  Unique by definition, means one of a kind, so if everyone is contributing loud sloppy burps, yours will not stand out.
• Use some imagination!  This website, besides being visually balanced and colorful, is mainly based on sounds.  Burps are of course, a requirement in the submitted sound, but they dont have to be the ONLY sound mixed into the wav file.
• Try saying something!  Most people that can belch with any length of duration can easily form words with their lips.  Funny phrases while belching are always funny and popular.
• Finally, I have the final say-so as to what's cool.  So impress me!

Need an idea?  How about a belch followed by the sound of breaking glass?  Or a belch mixed with a woman's terrified scream?  A burp and a laughing baby?  Or a howling wolf?  Mutter the phrase of your favorite beverage while belching?  Well you get the idea...

Or listen to these examples, all on the Cool List.

Ever wonder what happens when you drink too much soda before bed?  Robby Garrett demonstrates!

Robby Garrett seems to have a problem controlling his belching impulses, so he goes to a hypnotherapist!

An awesome band called "Lungbutter" submitted this song, Intestinal Fortitude, in MP3 format.  If you have an MP3 player, you can hear it fine.  It is a large file, though and may take some time to download.

A certain nationally recognized Chihuahua inspired George Conner to create this.

Eric Nath composed this hilarious tribute to Star Wars fans everywhere.

Chad claimed that when he forced this one out, his microphone almost caught fire!

Timothy Edwards sent in this ultra cool burp in true stereo sound!

Larry Wallis, (aka "Windy Wallis") just wanted to say hello!

If you have checked out my email page, you will see that Parameswaran Venkatraman of India claimed that he could belch over 100 times in 60 seconds. Here is his attempt! But be warned, it is a large file, and may take a few minutes to download.

Trevor submitted this very funny, very loud burp by a small child.

Rene Peters of the Netherlands graces us with this long blast.

SohoJoe submitted this funny one of four great burps before an appreciative crowd!

Tronde-Arne Refsnes from Norway submitted this sound of a struggling belch.

Derek submitted this one. He used Dr. Pepper, a microphone and a whole lot of reverb. It sounds like whale songs!

Justin Kupanoff, one of Belch.Com's most rabid Belch fans, submitted this one that sounds like he is blowing his tonsils out!

A humorous stuttering burp.

Greg and Matt of Pennsylvania submitted this Kick-Ass belch rendition of a Marilyn Manson tune! I had to degrade its quality to fit here, but the original version is available for download on my files page. Thanks guys, it was hilarious!

An awesome tear jerking composition by Scott and Ward.

Perhaps Belch.Com has its own theme song now! Many thanks to Ward Allen and Scott Summers (Cyclops from the X-Men??!?!) for this snappy, chord crunching all belch tune! (Assisted by Scotch and coke and ready access to recording equipment) You can download a self extracting file of this sound in higher quality from my files page.

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