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Category: Enablers
September 17, 2014
I Need One of These Vending Machines
Ice Cold, eh? Take my money now!
A whiskey vending machine shown at the Second Automatic Vending Exhibition in London, 1960 (via LIFE) pic.twitter.com/ubpcEqiSFg
— History Photographed (@HistoryInPics) September 18, 2014
August 30, 2014
Beer of Choice for GatorLand
Gatorland is a blast. If you are ever in Central Florida and want to kill a few hours, go feed hotdogs to the gators at the original Orlando Theme Park.
@Drunkondisney Disney is too crowded. Feeding hotdogs to gators at #Gatorland pic.twitter.com/QUOYxStQC7
— CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak) August 30, 2014
August 27, 2014
Proper Way to Eat Sushi
I’ve never mastered the chopsticks. Shut up, have you seen the fork? Actually, I typically just use my fingers anyways.
August 23, 2014
The 99 Pack
This is pretty awesome, but how do you fit it in a fridge?
Austin Beerworks – Peacemaker Anytime Ale from Beef and Pie Productions on Vimeo.
August 20, 2014
Mug o’ Bacon
Some people have a mug of coffee in the morning. Not this guy.
August 12, 2014
The Trailer Trash Bloody Mary is Awesome
This thing is a meal in itself. It has shrimp, three stuffed olives (chream cheese, pickle and slim jim respectively), a slice of bacon, celery stalk, and you drink it with a hollowed-out slim jim, called a “Meat Straw.” It was spectacularly delicious. Got it at Robbie’s in Islamorada.
@Drunkdisneypod TrailerTrash Bloody Mary @ Robbie's on Islamorada. Bacon, shrimp, stuffed olives & meat straw! pic.twitter.com/pGdWrfoeBK
— CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak) August 10, 2014
August 4, 2014
Thirsty Terra-Cotta Soldiers
This happened at Epcot.
@Drunkdisneypod Chinese terra cotta soldiers want Tsing Tao beer note @jessicajeanb Disney tattoo. pic.twitter.com/69hEGkZWVP
— CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak) August 2, 2014
July 12, 2014
July 2, 2014
New Doritos Loaded from 7Eleven
I can’t wait to try these at least once!
https://twitter.com/WTOP/statuses/484433098416087042
June 29, 2014
Most Ignored Fine Print at Disney’s Epcot
Everyone goes to Epcot to Drink Around the World, which is not as easy as it sounds. But at each location that serves adult beverages, you will see this fine print:
June 9, 2014
Bacon Wrapped in Cinnamon Buns
Nice….
https://twitter.com/SexCigarsBooze/statuses/474929099119394817
May 31, 2014
MaiTai at Typhoon Lagoon’s Let’s Go Slurpin’
@Drunkdisneypod Maitai at Typhoon Lagoon's Let's Go Slurpin' pic.twitter.com/KNCjYJExj3
— CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak) May 30, 2014
And yes, it was yummy.
May 27, 2014
Old Cocktail Ad
From Disney:
@Drunkdisneypod This old timey cocktail looks like Dreamfinder flying a giant cucumber. And its delicious. pic.twitter.com/WXdeN2nGsX
— LitemAndHide (Official) (@litemandhide) May 26, 2014
May 21, 2014
Retro Michelob Commercial Shows San Fran in Hey Day
This was San Francisco between the era of the hippies in the 60’s and the modern days of rampant homelessness. And it was back when Michelob was a great alternative beer to Pabst, Miller and Bud.
May 14, 2014
Alton Brown’s Ultimate Grilled Cheese
You actually have to grill the cheese. I’d have gone with butter, however. Love the squirt gun of olive oil though!
April 23, 2014
This Cocktail Saves Your Soul
It’s called the “Blood and Body of Christ.” It’s red Sangria garnished with a Communion Wafer.
April 7, 2014
Yak Attak Offering
There is a shrine at Disney’s Animal Kingdom. This is an offering of a Yak Attak cocktail from the nearby Yak and Yeti restaurant. Its basically a mango daquiri. Rather than let the fictitious gods have it, I drank it myself. It was delish! Namaste.
@Drunkdisneypod yak attak at Animal Kingdom. pic.twitter.com/BoxnUlA56p
— CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak) April 6, 2014
April 7, 2014
Vintage Coca-Cola Ad
The marketing still works. Makes me want one.
"The pause that refreshes" pic.twitter.com/9XoQ4hbKYI
— History Photographed (@HistoryInPics) April 7, 2014
April 2, 2014
Bacon Bowls are Awesome
Got this for my birthday from my lovely wife.
@BelchSpeak: Bacon Bowls topped with lettuce and @jessicajeanb fresh salsa. #nomnom pic.twitter.com/a4bFW60BJL
— CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak) April 2, 2014
March 20, 2014
Bananas are Now Boneless!
Thank God someone managed to figure out a way to grow these boneless bananas!
Now if only science can figure out a way to make a gluten free banana!
