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Melty Face

I lent my four-year-old my MacBook Air and allowed him to go down his own YouTube content rabbit-hole and I had to intervene when he somehow stumbled on the recommended video of this guy who has a face that looks like its melting off a candle. And when the Doc mentioned the dude’s brain was protruding into his eye socket, Cartney got a tad bit distressed. I had to pause the video and explain about all kinds of birth defects, accidents, and other factors that would make someone look deformed.

Cartney was distressed for a while about this man’s disability until I pointed out how he still managed to marry a beautiful woman, and was still liked by his friends in the gym. Cartney was encouraged by that, but still distinctly worried about the man’s surgical success.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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