ZOMFG! OJ Did It!

OJ is going to give a jailhouse confession that he did actually kill Nicole Brown Simpson, but it was in self defense. What??!! OJ murdered someone!?? No. Effing. Way.

From the DailyMail here via HotAir:

O.J Simpson has confessed to Oprah Winfrey that he murdered his former wife, it has been reported.
The talk show host made headlines recently saying that one of her regrets was never having got the shamed former sportsman to confess to the killing.

And it appears her wish may well have come true with reports Simpson has already told one of her producers in an interview from jail that he knifed ex-wife Nicole in self-defence – a confession he will now repeat to the talk show queen during a spectacular televised sit down interview.

I know what everyone is saying- that glove didn’t fit, so we must acquit! Someone please dig up Johnny Cochrane’s rotting corpse and slap it for me.