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LardButt published a hilarious Holiday Belch Guide here.

Some excerpts:

• • The Careless Whisper: An unintentional belch, this sometimes embarrassing variety occurs unexpectedly during the course of regular conversation. This is a very common, yet unplanned guest at many holiday parties.
  • The Sniper: Belching behind someone’s back in a social setting, then assigning blame to that person.
  • The Sidewinder: A partially concealed belch that is redirected through either side of the artist’s mouth via a twisting of the lips and face or a turn of the entire head.
  • The Sound-Check: A brief, deep and powerful belch sounding remarkably like the first note of an electric bass being tested prior to a concert. ‘Is this thing on??’
  • The Haunted House Door: The distinct creaking sound that can accompany an exerted inhale prior to a belch. Scary, too.
  • The Jackhammer: A violent staccato, dry belch carrying purpose and a touch of attitude. Usually quite loud and accompanied by shaking walls and/or vehicle interior.
  • The Swamp: A moist, gentle murmur of a belch dripping with fluidity and texture. Among the nastiest varieties and common after sipping of carbonated beverage or milkshake.
  • The Egg-Nogger: A holiday edition of the Swamp, the Egg-Nogger is accompanied by the aroma of nutmeg and mistletoe and frequently follows the too-rapid consumption of Egg-Nog.

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