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Introducing a brand new concept in poetry! Burp-ku! Burp-ku is a cross between a Japanese poem, “haiku” and of course, burps! The burp-ku is free form, three line poetry. Its content is about belching, and the first line has five syllables, second line seven syllables, and the final line five syllables. Below are some examples by Yours Truly.

?Burping, belching noise.
Keep tasting the stinging bile.
Too much sauerkraut.

Pastor’s silent prayer.
Heads bowed, people giving thanks.
Bad time for loud burps.

Godzilla rampage.
Eats contents of whole school bus!
Burps taste like chicken.

Submitted by Alice McKinney
Koala in tree
Sweetly belches, with a smile
Eucalyptus scent

Submitted by Alice McKinney
At the Vatican
Red robed man emits loud belch
Oops, Cardinal Sins!

Submitted by Alice McKinney
Carnivore am I
Meat meet meat, gastric distress
Belch burp belch, or mess.

Submitted by Tom Bramwell
Seven deadly sins…
You can keep them all except
For gluttony. -Berf-

Submitted by Alice McKinney
Salsa wars within
Gut afire with need, EXPLODE
Woe to bystanders

Submitted by Marty Busch
I held a burp in.
Something went completely wrong.
Brown-stained underpants.

Submitted by Beth MacLagan
I must tell you this.
Just how much I really care.
Burp belch grrrrrrup gack ack.

Submitted by Justin Kupanoff
The stench I love it
The belching I enjoy it
The sound is delight

Submitted by Sandra Karkau
Loud, earth-shattering
Gastrointestinal noise
The great, mighty burp

Submitted by Wendy Mellanby
A gassy feeling
Can’t hold it in. Gotta burp.
If not – flatulence!