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In the Western World, squid is prepared by cutting off the beak and turning the critter inside out like a sock, and dumping all its internal organs out. Not so in Korea. A woman there bit into a cooked squid and live sperm cells spurted into her mouth. Bad, yeah, but squid sperm has hooks that shoot out to attach to tissue. The woman was in loads of pain.

From ABCNews here:

A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity” when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering “pricking” sensation.
Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms” lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement” that attaches the sperm to a wall.

Sexy.