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Tag: beer
May 25, 2023
They Are Giving Bud Light Away
Bud Light tastes just okay- it has to be served ice cold, and I prefer a little salt in it to open up what little flavor it has. But since Bud Light has become synonymous with a female impersonator named Dylan Mulvaney, its sales have tanked. And now they are giving it away, albeit with a rebate coupon. As Scott Adams opines, just keep waiting and you will get a free mixer with a lotto ticket pretty soon.
Wait another week and Anheuser-Busch will pay you to drink their beer.https://t.co/vwY9L2lpWW #FoxNews
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) May 25, 2023
April 14, 2019
90’s Busch Commercial
Head for the mountains.
November 21, 2016
Jason Alexander and the PBR
Costanza has always had trouble getting the ladies. He proves it here in a dive bar that only sells Pabst.
October 25, 2016
First Commercial Delivery of Self-Driving Truck
It’s Budweiser beer! Yeah!
December 9, 2015
Classic Beer Commercials
These old ads feature Ed McMahon in his prime, a bunch of Stroh’s ads and some fatherly advice to a son that is still living with his parents at 29.
If you want to read the rags to riches story about the Stroh’s family check out this article on Forbes.
November 25, 2015
Saudis Gonna Behead This Beer Smuggler
It’s just beer. But the Saudi’s, who have no sense of humor, will likely make this man wish he was never born. And just who inside this kingdom of morally superior muslims would have purchased these beers?
October 3, 2015
Canadian’s Take on Drunk History
This tipsy Canuck contends that History was in fact, drunk.
August 16, 2015
How to Toast Around the World
Just about every culture drinks. The ones that don’t tend to want to blow themselves up. Probably because they want a beer so badly. But if you are in other countries, it is helpful to understand the drinking traditions.
August 30, 2014
Beer of Choice for GatorLand
Gatorland is a blast. If you are ever in Central Florida and want to kill a few hours, go feed hotdogs to the gators at the original Orlando Theme Park.
@Drunkondisney Disney is too crowded. Feeding hotdogs to gators at #Gatorland pic.twitter.com/QUOYxStQC7
— CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak) August 30, 2014
August 23, 2014
The 99 Pack
This is pretty awesome, but how do you fit it in a fridge?
Austin Beerworks – Peacemaker Anytime Ale from Beef and Pie Productions on Vimeo.
August 4, 2014
Thirsty Terra-Cotta Soldiers
This happened at Epcot.
@Drunkdisneypod Chinese terra cotta soldiers want Tsing Tao beer note @jessicajeanb Disney tattoo. pic.twitter.com/69hEGkZWVP
— CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak) August 2, 2014
May 21, 2014
Retro Michelob Commercial Shows San Fran in Hey Day
This was San Francisco between the era of the hippies in the 60’s and the modern days of rampant homelessness. And it was back when Michelob was a great alternative beer to Pabst, Miller and Bud.
March 17, 2014
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Here’s to Green Beer
Never had green beer before. Better not give me green poops. pic.twitter.com/Wr71HxwATv
— CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak) March 16, 2014
March 15, 2014
Men With Talent!
This is a talent show that will capture men’s attention.
January 27, 2014
A Pretty Cool Waste of Beer
If you are going to waste beer, this is pretty neat.
October 9, 2013
A Law Who’s Time Has Come
The Brits make fun of us for calling our small beers served in bars “pints.” A true pint is 16 ounces. Now Michigan is outlawing selling anything called a pint if it is actually smaller than 16 ounces. Nice!
From Breitbart here:
A bill in the Michigan Legislature would stop bars and restaurants from selling pints of beer that are less than 16 ounces. It’s a way of protecting consumers, allowing them to get what they pay for. Whether it means bar owners use bigger glasses, or stop calling the smaller glasses pints, remains to be seen.
August 20, 2013
Hydrating Beer to Eliminate Hangovers?
Electrolytes. Its what plants crave. And hungover people.
From Australiantimes here:
SAY goodbye to the dreaded Monday morning hangover, thanks to researchers from a Queensland university who have discovered it may be possible to improve the hydrating effects of beer.
Since the beginning of time, it seems sipping on a frosty cold beer has been a necessity on a scorching hot day. This can be counter-intuitive at times, given alcohol actually increases dehydration and leads to drunkenness, risky behavior and eventually, the hangover. However, researchers from Griffith University’s Health Institute may have answered every Australians prayers. They have found that by adding electrolytes, a common ingredient found in sports drinks, and reducing the alcohol content could make a beer more refreshing than ever.
As part of the study the Institute manipulated the electrolyte levels of two commercial beers, one that was regular strength and one that was light. They then gave those two beers to volunteers who had been heavily exercising just before consumption to test their fluid recovery.
The study showed that the light beer that had been combined with electrolytes was one third more effective at hydrating a person than a regular beer. The best news for beer drinkers was that the taste of the modified beverages didn’t change.
Or, you could just drink Gatorade. Or put a little salt in the foamy head of the beer. Its cheaper, keeps the alcohol, and provides a natural electrolyte to replenish losses that occur when drinking.
January 20, 2013
Beer Poetry FTW
Thanks to Dan for this tweet:
I love poetry! This is the sign at the Fork and Cork in Gainesville. pic.twitter.com/F58FNqvd
— Daniel Kelley (@Danpkelley) January 20, 2013
December 10, 2012
Japanese Prove Beer Staves Off Infections
Good news for those beer drinkers- an ingredient in hops may stave off bacteria that causes pneumonia and other illnesses according to a study by Sapporo, a beer maker in Japan.
From the DC here:
Consuming large quantities of a key ingredient in beer can protect against winter sniffles and even some serious illnesses in small children, a Japanese brewery said citing a scientific study.
A chemical compound in hops, the plant brewers use to give beer its bitter taste, provides an effective guard against a virus that can cause severe forms of pneumonia and bronchitis in youngsters, Sapporo Breweries said Wednesday.In research with scientists at Sapporo Medical University, the compound — humulone — was found to be effective in curbing the respiratory syncytial (RS) virus.
And I’m no doctor, but the women in this photo look VERY healthy to me.
October 26, 2012
Armageddon Beer Stronger Than Whiskey
130 Proof. Its 50 bucks per bottle and is freeze-brewed to get the high alcohol content.
From OddityCentral here:
Appropriately named Armageddon, the new beer from Scotland’s Brewmeister Brewery will probably end your days if you drink too much of it. The potent concoction has an alcohol content of 65% by volume. That’s stronger than vodka or whiskey.
Although the Guinness Book of Records has yet to certify Armageddon as the world’s strongest beer, that hasn’t stopped Brewmeister from slapping the unofficial title on the label. And who can blame them, after all, that’s what makes their drink so special. Company co-founder, Lewis Shand says Armageddon “is closer to a liquor than a beer, but it is classified as a beer and we are pleased with it.” He added that “it delivers a supersonic-charged explosion and delivers the drinker to Drunksville”. That’s probably why Brewmeister’s brewers have cautioned that the beer should be sipped and served in small doses.
I’ll take a shot or two of that.
