TNG Lyrics As Sung by Fat Dork
Space- the final frontier. Where fat dorks borrow their mom’s video cameras to film themselves in their tripleXL Command Red
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What’s Worse Than Sitting Next to a Sweaty Fattie on a Plane?
Maybe sitting next to this guy. He was spotted by a passenger boarding an American Airlines flight in Dallas/FW. CNN
Read MoreProjecting the Mongrel
Obama went on the View today and declared that black people are “mongrels.” This from the half-white top democrat of
Read MoreEpic Why Guy: Aging Hippy Has Shopper’s Rage
A fat hippy is outraged that the Eaton Center mall shut down because so many of his pals were running
Read MoreThe Man that Inspired Jamie Foxx in “The Soloist”
Who knew that the liberal bastion of compassion, San Francisco, California, would be hiding all of its musical talent in
Read MoreThis is How Liberals Clean Up Oil
They go on YouTube and torture the rest of us with their own sense of self importance and bad singing.
Read MoreOctoMom Shoots Babies at Douchebag
There is a retarded TV show on MTV featuring idiots doing stunts in a library. So of course it would
Read MoreTosh Plays Guess What Happens Next?
Mother of the Year contender right here. Tosh.0
Read MoreIron Baby Versus Bunnies
This is pretty awesome. But I’m guessing a key ingredient in his repulsor rays is the load he carries in
Read MoreOh Dear. Emo Meets Furry Meets Twilight
The stupid. It burns. Please please please let there be a rash of Wolf-pack suicides where these tarded teens choke
Read MoreDan Akyroyd Believes in Aliens who are LawBreakers Scared to Be on Earth After 9/11
I keep saying there are no such things as aliens, and no one, despite the massive leaps in information sharing,
Read MoreFat Bouncy and Boneless
Okay, I’m putting together a care package that consists of a case of Slim Fast, a small wagon and a
Read MoreHow Guys Picked Up Chicks Before Craigslist
The horrors of dating in the ’80’s! Before there was Match.Com or eHarmony, desperate people turned to video dating. Thankfully
Read MoreDrive-By Fertilizer
Turns out making your own combo meal out of Sbarro and Panda Express wasn’t a good idea. Tosh.0
Read MoreSuzanne Morgan: Redefining Sweater Puppies
Suzanne Morgan is a deadbeat woman in the UK who has kids in order to collect welfare checks. And when
Read MoreMother of the Year Tattoos Six of Her Kids
She said that she should be able to do whatever she wants cuz “Dang, they are MY KIDS, I have
Read MoreTHATS How You Get Pink Eye
This sick pervert is being sought by the police for sexual assault. Buttsniffing the stockboys. Really? You know how sex
Read MoreWelcome to the Internets- Here’s Your Fat Japanese Guy
Yeah, I don’t know what this is either. But is that an epic pile of manga in the corner of
Read MoreWhy Liberal Children Need PsychoTherapy
Moonbats believe in some seriously stupid crap. Case in point is the recent obsession with playing with the afterbirth when
Read MoreHeard of Cash for Clunkers? Here Comes Dollars for Dildos
I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathing copromaniacs who are obsessed with
Read MoreOnce Upon a Time, Black People…
Didn’t hold their snub-nose revolvers sideways, not even the guy laying on the gurney in this awesome movie trailer for
Read MoreGet IE8 B4 OMGIGP
Dean Kane explains why it is so important to use the InPrivate mode of IE8. UPDATE! Not anymore. Microsoft seems
Read MoreBritney Spears to Invent Time Machine?
This movie will be epic. In the movie “The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton,” Britney Spears will play the
Read MoreWTF Poop on a Stick
An amazing product for those of you too big to properly reach your ass with the buttwipe. Or if you
Read MoreWhy Do Cherubs Have to Pee So Badly?
Yesterday my wife and I ventured north of Leesburg to the small village of Lucketts, Virginia to visit the totally
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