Crazy Racist Florida Woman
Meet Kristen Kelly, the wealthy daughter of a prominent Florida business family who operates Kelly’s Foods Inc, who went batshit
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Nightmare Fuel: This is What Nail Biting Brings
A seven-year old girl was pretty scuzzy, plus she loved to chew her nails down to the cuticles. When you
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Gator Fight At the Men’s Tee
No, these guys do NOT want to come back and play this hole or just hit from the Ladies’ tee.
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Lets Go On a Safari!
This would totally happen to me on an African Safari. Getting the minivan boinked by an elephant is on the
Read MoreOh Florida! Flesh Eating Disease From Gulf
This story is pretty creepy. A man spent an afternoon crabbing, caught a bacterial infection and was dead in 28
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Nightmare Fuel: Eating This Clown’s Cereal
Creep Factor 20.
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Chinese Common Core’s Anti-Drowning Class
I saw this photo and thought it was some sort of racist joke. The Chinese teach their kids not to
Read MoreAll Aboard! Baby Rides the Bridal Train
A woman in Tennessee is taking on all haters who criticized her for tying her newborn baby to her bridal
Read MoreStupid Oregon Teen Wrecks in Tunnel
He was playing the “hold your breath game” trying to get through the tunnel, but he passed out and had
Read MoreOh Florida! Zombie Killing Weapons Stashed in Coffin
A cop found a cache of bizarre weapons, most likely used for a zombie apocalypse, stashed in a coffin at
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Jamaican Dance Club or Monday Night Raw?
I honestly don’t know what to make of any of this. But its pretty lulzy!
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Jello Covered School Worker Arrested for Cow Sex
This is a bizarre story. A school worker got naked, slathered himself in jelly, banged a cow, got busted by
Read MoreBotched Brony Bullicide
A little boy in North Carolina who loved My Little Pony failed to figure out how to hang himself properly
Read MoreCasAnus is a Crappy Hotel in Belgium
A giant colon has been hollowed out, stuffed with a bed and a shower, and it is now a hotel
Read MoreAttention Whore Artist Knits Her Vaginal Wool
She shoves a skein in her slash and calls it art. Everyone else calls it disgusting. To be fair, this
Read MoreThe Brave Little Toaster and the Information Superhighway
I have no idea what my kid is watching on Netflix. But all of a sudden a bunch of really
Read MoreThe Marketing Department Made This Video to Confuse Everybody
This is a video for a Satellite Company, but damn if I can figure out what they are trying to
Read More11 AM Music: White Gold – “One Gallon Axe”
Get yourself an epic mustache, a clear guitar that doubles as a milk jug, and put a skinny Oprah lookalike
Read More10 AM Music: Ylvis – “The Fox”
This musician made a bet that he could take a stupid song about animals and turn it into a viral
Read MoreCommercial For the Onset of Bitchiness
Ostensibly, this is a commercial for an organization that wants to send care packages to little girls when they go
Read MoreThe Petticoat 5: Computers Designed By Women for Women
This is unbelievable. The computer features a ringholder, a tissue holder, a popup mirror and a nailfile built into the
Read MoreThe Weightloss Candy That Was All the Rage in the ’70s
I remember this product. Then some virus came along and wrecked the whole marketing plan. One weight loss program tasted
Read MoreNightmare Fuel: Kill a Praying Mantis to Release a Demonic Serpent
Well, I guess I’ll be sleeping with the lights on tonight. You should too. Watch this. At first, I thought,
Read MoreCross-Eyed Attention Whore Snorts a Condom
This video will be awesome on Amber Strong’s next job interview. This little girl refuses to put away laundry and
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