Shocker: Dalton Newhouse Fries Himself Shooting Down Electric Lines
Meet Dalton Newhouse. He’s a West Virginia Trailer-dwelling gun nut and loves to shoot anything with feathers or fur. He
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Another Drunk Chick Falls Off the Party Bus
When I first saw this story I thought I was re-reading an earlier story I wrote about here. But this
Read MoreGround Mexican 4.99 Per Pound
A man cleaning a meat grinder at a meat packing plant in Oregon somehow managed to fall into the grinder
Read MoreGitmo Lawyer Becomes An Hero
Well this is a good start: Gitmo Attorney Dead in Apparent Suicide… drudge.tw/17zUNBI — DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) May 2, 2013
Read MoreWatch Out for Beavers!
Some poor idiot in Belarus managed to get himself killed by a small forest mammal with a paddle for a
Read MoreYet Another Metro Suicide
If you are an attention whore, the ultimate way to off yourself to gain the most attention is to commit
Read MoreNo Bathrooms on Subway Cars
An idiot killed himself in New York by trying to drop a deuce between cars of a moving train. He
Read MoreHappy 2013, Here’s Your STAMPEDE!
A bunch of Africans gathered at the local soccer stadium to stare in awe at the magic of New Year’s
Read MoreHomeless Man Recycles Himself
A 41 Year Old drug-addicted loser in Fort Worth, TX tried to sleep off his drug-haze inside a dumpster. He
Read MoreWinner Winner Cockroach Dinner
Life is all about the decisions you make. Take Edward Archbold here, for instance. Eddie was a tattoo aficionado and
Read MoreA Clown Did Something Funny At Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
A clown was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade doing his normal routine of terrifying children with his big feet,
Read More2 PM Music: “Dumb Ways to Die”
This video has had 10 million hits in the past couple of days. Apologies if you’ve seen it before. If
Read MoreDeath by Heavy Metal
A Pastor at a Texas church was murdered by an electric guitar wielding man after he crashed his car into
Read MoreAll New Bumblebee Tuna Now With Fresh Latino Taste
Filed under the worst way to die- A Latino man somehow managed to get himself killed in a giant steamer
Read MoreTransgendered Freak Murders Woman with Ass Implants
Morris Garner, in the yellow jumpsuit below, got himself a sexchange and then advertised cheap implants on Craigslist. A woman
Read MoreSuicide By Tiger
A crazy man tried to commit suicide at the Bronx Zoo by jumping off the monorail into the Tiger Pit.
Read MoreGoing to Hell in a Ghille Suit
You know how they weed out the stupid in Montana? Meth and running over ‘Squatches. Randy Lee Tenley thought it
Read MoreCuddleFail: Dogs Eat Stupid Dog Rescuer
Rebecca Carey rescued dogs no one wanted and kept them in her home where they ultimately mauled her to death.
Read MoreTurn the Party Bus Into the Fail Bus
This cutie patootie below, Nastasha Noland, loved country music, hanging out with friends, partying, drinking, and brawling on Party Buses
Read MoreRedhook Brewery Accident
I heard about this horrible accident up in New Hampshire and instantly wondered why someone was welding on an empty
Read MoreShocker! Drunk Stumbles on 3rd Rail While Pissing
After a night of drinking, Zachary McKee jumped down into the railway tracks of the Chicago “L” Railway to take
Read MoreKeepin’ It Real: Rap Video Ends in Gunshots and Some Dude’s Head Run Over
Ah, the city of Brotherly Love. In Philly last night, some delinquent was shooting a rap video that attracted all
Read MoreJasmyn Tully Murdered by Stoner
Jasmyn Tully liked slumming it. She was a disciplinary problem and had to be enrolled in an alternative school after
Read MoreAye Carumba! Pinto Beans Now With Real Latin Flavor
An old Mexican dude was buried alive under several tons of pinto beans. They even had to get inmates from
Read MoreStupid Girl Rearends Truck While Texting- Now Parents Demand Tougher Laws
Taylor Sauer was a pretty little thing- but boy was she stupid. She was posting a status update to her
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