The Liberal Sainthood of Robin Williams
Robin Williams was not a happy man, as is obvious by his decision to swing by a belt until Mr.
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Charlotte Dawson An Heros Self Because She Couldn’t Find Block Button on Twitter
Some Australian hottie who used to judge Australia’s Next Top Model read so many hateful tweets to her account that
Read MoreBoyfriend Commits Suicide During Marathon Christmas Shopping Spree
Guys, we’ve all been there. Go shopping with your girl, and next thing you know your feet start hurting after
Read MoreFlame On! Maryland Man BBQs Self in PortaPotty
I think of all the ways to go, baking yourself to death in a flaming porta potty has to be
Read MoreSandra Lertzman, Animal Rights Activist, Was a Crazed Hoarder and Animal Murderer
Meet Sandra Lertzman. She thought no one on the planet could take care of her stupid puppies better than her,
Read MoreDerpa Derpa Jihad Boom! Muslim Detonates Self on Empty Beach
This jihadi only had one job. Now he won’t get his 99 virgins. From the BBC here: There has been
Read MoreWinner: Castro Cheats Millennial Prison Sentence- Suicide By Lulz
Crazed Cleveland kidnapper who received a thousand year prison sentence hanged himself in his prison cell a month after sentencing.
Read MoreIdiot Pothead Kills Self in War on Drugs
A pothead created several booby traps around his farm in upstate New York to keep interlopers away from his pot
Read MoreAskFM Continues to Weed Out the Weak
AskFM, a social site popular with tweens, continues to exercise its Darwinian power by weeding out the weak minded so
Read MoreHannah Smith An Heros Self Over Ask.FM Trolling
Some really inattentive parents allowed their precious snowflake, Hannah Smith, aged 14, to join a social networking site called Ask.FM.
Read MoreSuicide by iPhone and Subway
Sometimes you just have to let things go. Especially if that thing is your iPhone that you dropped on the
Read MoreGitmo Lawyer Becomes An Hero
Well this is a good start: Gitmo Attorney Dead in Apparent Suicide… drudge.tw/17zUNBI — DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) May 2, 2013
Read MoreThe Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles Serves Chinese Canadian Tea
Elisa Lam was a stupid Canadian student who got lost on her backpacking vacation in Los Angeles looking for the
Read MoreAddiction is Terminal: Mindy McCready 5th Celebrity Rehab Death
It was so sad to hear that country music singer Mindy McCready committed suicide. She had battled addiction, inner turmoil
Read MoreYet Another Metro Suicide
If you are an attention whore, the ultimate way to off yourself to gain the most attention is to commit
Read MoreArpad Miklos Decides It Really Doesn’t Get Better
Gay Porn Star Arpad Miklos spent his youth and adulthood sticking his wiener in places he shouldn’t. He even did
Read MoreLesbian Hate Crimes Wife; An Hero’s Self, Family Tradition Bonus
Dallas Kristin Augustine, 32, a manly-looking lesbian was married to a hotter looking older lady of 50 named Jessie McCaskill.
Read MoreAaron Swartz Becomes An Hero After Stealing Computer Data
If there is anything I’ve learned over the past few years its that anyone that brands themselves an “internet activist”
Read MoreRapper Rhymes Badly; Live Tweets Shooting Himself in a Driveby
An hero Seattle Rapper “Freddy E” also known as Frederick Buhl, aged 22, took to twitter to torture his followers
Read MoreSuicide By Tiger
A crazy man tried to commit suicide at the Bronx Zoo by jumping off the monorail into the Tiger Pit.
Read MoreThorin Montgomery Played Russian Roulette and Won
Ah, the big winner. Some idiotic teenager named Thorin Montgomery took himself out of the genepool in spectacular and hilarious
Read MoreHang in There, Suicidal Racoon
This is a bizarre commercial for a Russian super-glue and it kinda reminds me of the suicide scene in Groundhog
Read MoreMore Liberals Should Try the Sunshine Diet
Some bullshit artist who calls himself a “guru” in India lied and said he has subsisted on just sunlight for
Read MoreStupid Woman Lulzed to Death on Internets
Meet Claudia Boerner. She’s dead now thanks to the awesome power of Al Gore’s internets. Besides her massive D cups,
Read MoreMetro to Install Suicide Booths
A fifth person since January has suicided themselves under a DC Metro Train, snarling the commute for thousands of Metro
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