Train Surfer Supernovas
Some dumbass climbed atop a train for some good ol’ train surfin’ and he caught fire when he was electrocuted.
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Demon Baby Plagues NYC
Just about every horror movie now tries to come up with a viral marketing campaign by producing videos that are
Read MoreAnimal Shelter Worker Dumps Live Dog in Dumpster
Meet Michael Papini. He’s 30, works in an animal shelter on Long Island, for low wages, but is able to
Read MoreRudy Giuliani Prevented NYC From Becoming Detroit
I was young enough to remember all of the Guardian Angels flooding the NYC public transit system to prevent the
Read MoreVandals Butthurt Over Whitewashing Graffiti
In Queens, NY, there is a section of town called 5Pointz, which, until recently, was considered a haven for vandals
Read MoreLight ‘Em Up: Man An Hero’s Self by Pissing on Subway’s 3rd Rail
For some reason 2013 has been the year for bizarre subway stories. Now comes the story of Brooklyn Genius Matthew
Read MoreSuicide by iPhone and Subway
Sometimes you just have to let things go. Especially if that thing is your iPhone that you dropped on the
Read MoreColor Video of 1939 New York City
This video goes as a pretty good companion to my 1927 London video. Pretty amazing how cool the old cars
Read MoreYuck! Queens Subway Elevator Closed Because of Urine Damage
I’m so glad I don’t have to commute on public trains. One elevator in a Queens subway station has been
Read MoreTime to Ticket and Imprison Fatties
The soda pop ban in New York City was intended to save all Americans from the skyrocketing cost of healthcare
Read MoreJudge Rules Bloomberg Soda Ban is Stupid
This is great news for Americans and especially New Yorkers. Mayor Bloomberg was going to somehow ban the sale of
Read MoreYiffing Elmo Hates the Jews
Some gay furrie decided to harrass Jewish people in Central Park because he was late to the YiffPile at Barney
Read MoreFat Assed 1 Percenter Whips Ararchists Into Patty ‘s Day Frenzy
Michael Moore was in New York City urging Occupy Protesters to confront the police, violate laws, and act like a
Read MoreOWS Crying Crocodile Tears Over Smashed Laptops Built by Corporations
Haven’t done a story on retarded OWSers in a while so here goes. After the police de-funkified Zuccotti park, they
Read MoreBet You Think Occupy Wall Street Couldn’t Get Any Gayer, AmIRight?
Well the best way to really gay up the anarchy even more than having a bunch of girly men with
Read MoreOccupyWallStreet Must End in Violence
All mob actions end in violence. Very few actually result in societal change, like the Bolshevik revolution and the French
Read MoreTribute in Lights
My delayed flight back from New York last Thursday night was a very bumpy one. The remnants of Tropical Storm
Read MoreDumbest Congressman Recuses Self from Politics
A married Republican Congressman from New York snapped a photo of himself shirtless and sent it to a Craigslist whore,
Read MoreDick Clark Says What?
I watched Dick Clark get paraded onto the set where he gurgled and slurred the words on his cue cards
Read More11 PM Music: Phosphorescent – “Its Hard ot Be Humble (When You’re From Alabama)”
This group has a nice southern rock boogie sound and it shows lots of footage of New York which is
Read MoreGay Guy Commits Hate Crime By Committing Suicide
A gay violinist from Rutgers University, Tyler Clementi, was outed when his roommate, in an epic tale of Lulz, broadcast
Read MoreGround Zero Mosque and The 911 Hard Hat Pledge
Having the right to build something is greatly different that actually getting it done. Many of New York City’s construction
Read MoreLooks Like NYC Subways Still Need Bernie Goetz
Bernie, won’t you please help make the subways safe from hip hop riff raff? Only in NYC? Promise you’ll stay
Read MoreNaked Cowboy Suing Naked Cowgirl
You would think a little competition would keep the naked cowboy in Times Square up on his game. But no,
Read MoreDemocrat NY State Senator Has a Problem with Saggy Britches
Nice to know that State politicians get paid to produce racist filled propaganda and then use it to tell black
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