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This is a hilarious concept. Step 1: Build ridiculously expensive shower to rinse hippies clean. Step 2: Fill bathtub with

Eco-Religionists Now Insist That You Recycle Your Fingernails

I have documented how environmentalists are obsessed with their own body waste. Now as more proof, the Discovery Channel’s Planet

Leftist holidays such as Kwanzaa and Earth Day are typically created by depraved violent criminals. On Kwanzaa you beat your

Crisp and refreshing, this beverage tastes like moldy pine needles and dirty bong water. Work has been busy, dinner is

Finally, after 21 months, the dirtbags that were blocking the bulldozers in UC Berkeley have been shaken from the trees.

Its my last night on the West Coast and I didn’t have anything planned so I set out on my

A pathetic, horrible Italian artist, who used to make paper dolls out of leaves, donned a wedding gown to hitchhike

Ah, autumn. Time for football, and many enjoy the new crispness of the air. The leaves are turning into stunning