Pumpkin Smashing!
We had to throw out our Jack-o-lanterns, so I let the boy have a pumpkin smashing fiesta!
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Trick or Treating Doctor
The boy went as the Matt Smith Doctor Who for Halloween. One side of the trick-or-treat bag said “Bad Wolf”
Read MoreHappy Halloween! Awesome One Legged Costumes
Saw this tweet from Remy had had to share. This Vet knows how to use his lack of assets. nobody
Read MoreAwesome Halloween Light Show Set to SAIL
So the whacky tacky houses aren’t settling for just a Christmas light show. They are also getting in on for
Read MoreGot Your Halloween Costume Yet?
Our family usually has a pretty big Halloween blowout, but this year we are allowing a close friend to host
Read MoreVampire Incognito
Vampire Incognito, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Cartney had a blast trick-or-treating at his friend’s block party last night.
Read MoreTrick or Treat: Crowder Teaches Kids About Obama’s Redistribution
This is awesome. How Steven Crowder managed to keep from getting beat up by these kids is anyone’s guess.
Read MoreZombie Swarm Badge Awarded for Hurricane Sandy Checkin
Looks like Foursquare is running a badge as an award for Halloween season swarms. Kinda creepy that I won it
Read MoreFeds Want to Ban Licorice for Halloween
I’m the only one in my family that enjoys the black jellybeans and will eat black licorice. Now the FDA
Read MoreThe Happy Bat
The Happy Bat, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. For over five months, Cartney has been requesting that he be a “Happy
Read MorePumpkin Experimentation
The Pumpkin Centipede is the least happy jack-o-lantern I’ve seen in years.
Read MoreThis is Why I Eat at IHOP
Remember when Denny’s wouldn’t serve black people? All that has changed now. Actually, Denny’s still doesn’t let black people eat
Read MoreAwesome Tasteless Costume
The only problem with a costume like this is it is impossible to eat or drink anything at a party.
Read MoreCool Homemade Doc Ock Costume
Saw this over at [GAS]. I have most of these items. Maybe next year?
Read MoreSuper Toddler’s Secret Identity Will Not Be Discovered!
Speeding bullet, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. We have over-decorated our home for a Hallowen Party on Saturday. So to get
Read MoreHow’s This for a BigAss Pumpkin?
bigasspumpkin, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Boy that sure is a mighty fine pumpkin you got there, hoss. But a real
Read MoreSears Running Zombie Sales
searszombie, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Sears is running a viral ad campaign to get people to come into their stores.
Read MoreTim Burton and Vincent Price in 1982
I thought Tim Burton was just a crappy director who liked to ruin movies by making them too gothic or
Read MoreBeware the HotDog Guy
As Halloween gets nearer, lots of stores, including my local grocery store is beginning to roll out their Halloween decorations
Read MoreNot a Pumpkin Rooster
halloween2k9 011, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Cartney went trick-or-treating as Nemo last night. As he walks down the street in
Read MoreMy Lil Monster
Cartney’s first outing for trick-or-treating went pretty well. He went as a monster and even growled for some of the
Read MoreHappy Halloween! Our Pumpkins
My wife and her friend Susan spooned out the goo inside these pumpkins and carved this great Halloween message. We
Read MoreMaryland Revises Its Sex Offender Banners
After being ridiculed in the national media for issuing Jack-o-Lantern banners with “No Candy” written across it to thousands of
Read MoreAnnoying Witch Casts a Stalking Spell
Rusty Lee Freeman, also known as the Reverend Rapid Cabot Freeman, is a fat middleaged dork who likes to pretend
Read MoreMaryland Sex Offenders and Surprised Paper Pumpkin Signs
Sex offenders in the state of Maryland, the most liberal state in all the land, have to display paper signs
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