No Easy Solutions for Haiti
From Slavery to the French abuse of the islanders, Haiti has had a rough go of it. Western intervention doesn’t
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Liberals Now Trying to House Poor and Refugees in Pallet Shacks
The generosity and level of caring of liberals is deep indeed. Now instead of trying to shove poor blacks into
Read MoreObama’s Last Night as President
May as well put one more black guy on the unemployment line.
Read MoreToday’s Tragic Earthquake
The earthquake that happened this afternoon, centered in Virginia, proved almost completely without injury or death. Well, except for a
Read MoreHaitian Culture is Stupid and Deadly
Everything Haitian is steeped in failure. Case in point, a New York illegal immigrant from Haiti set fire to her
Read MoreTragedy Strikes in Haiti
SpongeBob was stricken with Cholera. When he collapsed, some stole his square pants and his shoes.
Read MoreHaitians Lynching VooDoo Priests for Spreading Cholera JuJu
Who’s up for some old-fashioned lynching of devil-worshipping heathens!? Well besides me, I guess lots of right-minded Haitians. You see,
Read MoreGod Hates Haiti
The Haitians were shaken and their buildings fell down. Then they all pitched tents together in swamps and were hit
Read MoreEarthQuakes in Mexico and California- More Haitians Dead
Several Haitians, who had been on travel to Mexico during the devastating earthquakes that struck in January, were smitten by
Read MoreHaitian Hilarity: Can’t Rebuild Homes Unless They are “Green”
Haitians are getting swamped because they are still outdoors as the rebuilding efforts after the earthquake have slowed. Its the
Read MoreThere Won’t Be Hollywood Telethons and Concerts for Chile
An earthquake even more powerful than the one that hit Haiti struck in Chile. As the death toll continues to
Read MoreSan Francisco Steps Up to the Plate for Haiti
Only top notch used sweaty yoga mats can be given to the Haitians in need. They are also sending in
Read MoreHaitian Zombie Outbreak
Haitians are famous for two three things- Poverty, zombies and now earthquakes. So what happens when you pile up corpses?
Read MoreTry My New Rum Drink
Recent news has inspired my inner mixologist. I have invented a new Rum drink I hope you will enjoy. 2
Read MoreHippies Want To Enslave You for a Day
Lifelong hippies from Denver that suffer from a severe case of “White Guilt” want to build a 700 Thousand dollar
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