Rubio’s Awesome Campaign Ad
HotAir says this is his first ad for 2016’s Presidential race. No way he could beat Chris Christy, but the
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Hiccup Killer
Hiccup Killer, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Jennifer Mee finally got over her hiccups so she could embark on her short
Read MoreSecure Your Wireless So Your Sicko Neighbor Doesnt Upload Photos of Herself Molesting Her Kids
Candace Miller claimed she only started molesting her two children and uploading pictures of her doing it on the advice
Read MoreSome Eco-Nuts Never Learn
Alexander Alcantare is the epitome of a south Florida nutbag. He claims he was bitten by a tiger in the
Read More10 PM Music: The Black Keys – “Tighten Up”
Cruising around in a rental car that has XM Satellite and I got to hear this song on the new
Read MoreSeaWorld Orca Snack Attack
A Killer Whale in Orlando’s Seaworld killed its trainer today. The cause is as yet unclear to Seaworld, but I’ll
Read MoreBear Bitchslaps Man
In Florida, even the bears are crazy. One man who lives near some large national wildlife refuges in Central Florida
Read MoreReason 64 to HomeSchool: Your 14-year-old Won’t Be Raped by 6th Grade Teacher
39 Year Old Tammy Clinton got bored of teaching 6th grade so instead she embarked on a career of professional
Read MoreAl Gore Lied Manatees Died!
There aren’t too many of these chubby retarded sea-cows left in the world. But they must have water temperatures above
Read MorePython Strangles Toddler. Mom Thinks Snake Owner Should be Father of the Year
Charles Darnell is pictured here as Darwin intended- Fat, shirtless, shoeless, and comforting his live-in girlfriend after he let his
Read MoreLiberal Ideas That Don’t Work: Have a Block Party to Remember Those Lost to Violence
The result of this idea? Nine shot, one fatally. The cops have made zero arrests, “’cause snitches are bitches, yo!”
Read MoreFlorida Man Turns Jailbait Into Cougar Bait
A.J. Zitnick is a 21-year-old idiot who has a 16-year-old jailbait girlfriend. When A.J. isn’t barely avoiding statutory rape charges,
Read MoreReason 216 to HomeSchool: Slutty Drug-Addled Teacher Won’t Cheat on Your Teenager With Other Student
For some full-time whores who become part-time teachers, student sexual conquests are like Lays Potato Chips. You can’t have just
Read MoreCasey Anthony PWNT
I hope she dies in a fire. It will be like Shawshank Redemption with all of the prison rape, but
Read MorePETA Wants to Kill SeaWorld’s Shamu
InBev bought Anheuser-Busch, and part of that 52 Billion dollar deal included the properties of SeaWorld. Someone at PETA is
Read MoreDarwin Called. He Wants His Kite Back
This is how we thin the herd. We allow stupid people to do stupid things. As Tropical Storm Fay roiled
Read MoreUniversity of Florida Screws its Students
Dumbass students put a spreadsheet or database containing almost 12,000 students names, addresses and social security numbers online, with no
Read MoreReason Number 83 to HomeSchool: 8 Year Old Future Thug Won’t Beat Up Teacher
Its a wonderful learning environment when an 8-year-old future gangsta throws chairs like Allen Iverson at a bowling alley and
Read MoreReason 710 to HomeSchool: Substitute With Adam’s Apple Won’t Rape Your Child
Meet Lisa Marinelli. No, this isn’t the old lady who sings Cabaret, this is a substitute teacher from New Port
Read MoreReason 227 to Homeschool
The fat teacher won’t take your 14 Year-Old son to “Inspiration Point.” Meet Jennifer Tarkenton. She is a Junior High
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