Pot Zombie Attacks Florida Family
Another pot zombie was recently captured by the cops. At least no one was seriously hurt, unless you count the
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Messing With the Tarpon is a South Florida Tradition
Tarpons are huge. They congregate around any fishing dock waiting for anglers to come back and clean their fish. Guts,
Read MoreReason 149 to Homeschool: Rapist Teacher Won’t Fake Teenage Sleepovers
Meet Danielle Reed. She’s not too pretty, and after spending a small fortune on a college degree to become a
Read MoreFlorida Implements Race-Based Learning Requirements; Proclaims Blacks Stupidest Race
I’m completely floored by what the Florida State Board of Education has done. They have implemented a race-based requirements for
Read MoreMaking Daddy Proud
Parenting is tough- but you at least have to try. When you refuse to even try, this is what happens:
Read MoreStupid Teen Trips Face; Thinks He’s in Inception; Shoots Self in Head
What is up with the kids taking psycho-reactive drugs? Can’t they just swipe a beer from the fridge? Steve Tilbury,
Read MoreThorin Montgomery Played Russian Roulette and Won
Ah, the big winner. Some idiotic teenager named Thorin Montgomery took himself out of the genepool in spectacular and hilarious
Read MoreBackyard Bear Battle
Saw this over at Breitbart. Two big-ass bears slapping at each other seems kinda terrifying. Just have to be brave.
Read MoreNihilist Girls Love Crime and Starbucks
Saw this on Reddit and it led to two unbelievable YouTube videos. Stefanie Woods is well on her way to
Read MoreDemocrat Congresswoman Corrine Brown Steams Her Floppy Wig
I gotta admit, I watch Fox News because I love the anchors and I like fair News Reporting. But Democrats
Read MoreReason 622 to HomeSchool: “Diversity” Teacher Won’t Fellate Your 12 Year Old
Meet Ethel Anderson. She is a language teacher and won the “diversity educator” of the year award for presumably being
Read MoreReason 855 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t Bang Your Kid in the Car
Meet the latest failure in education, Stephanie Cobb. She preyed on a 16 year old boy and spent hours on
Read MoreIdiot Florida Boys Die Car Surfing
The tragedy of the youthful feeling of invulnerability. Lots of boys do really stupid stuff when they are young. I
Read MoreStorage Wars Turn Grim: Granny Bones Up for Auction
Someone just couldn’t stand to get rid of Granny after her death so they stuck her coffin in a storage
Read MoreReason 128 to HomeSchool: Idiot Principal Too Stupid to Understand Sexual Assault
A really, really stupid woman named Margaret Ann Haring, Principal of Orange River Elementary School, called the cops on a
Read MoreFatty Idiot Vampire in Florida
Meet Stephanie Pistey. This fat idiot thinks she is part vampire and part werewolf. She is going to rot in
Read MoreGarbage Truck, Shirley Temple, and REO Speedwagon
Garbage Truck, Shirley Temple, and REO Speedwagon, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. At the Hard Rock in Hollywood FL is REO
Read MoreChillin’ at the Hard Rock
My wife and I honeymooned here at the Hard Rock Seminole in Hollywood, FL. Neither of us gamble, but we
Read MoreCartney and the Lorikeets at Butterfly World
I have a couple of friends that are terrified at the thought of birds crawling all over them. Cartney shows
Read MoreHemmingway was a Badass
Hemmingway was a Badass, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Thanks to Genius Scan, I was able to capture this fabulous photo
Read MoreKey West Bound
Key West Bound, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. The family is taking a much-needed vacation. I’m blogging this as I hop
Read MoreI’m Eating Couches Bitches!
Judging by this woman’s thin figure, she must only be eating the low-cal couches, that tend to be sat upon
Read MoreUrinal Sign in the Panhandle
aj’s urinals, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I’m back in town for a good weekend with the family before I head
Read MoreBeemageddon!
Only in Florida would two bee colonies invade a Latino’s home to fight to the finish in what I’m calling
Read MoreFarmville Makes Woman Kill Her Baby
gayville, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Alexandra Tobias was so hooked on the gayest online game ever, Farmville, that she throttled
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