“Underserved” is New Codeword for Blacks
I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but there is a new codeword for helpless black communities that was
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RIP Rush Limbaugh
Gonna miss El Rushbo. Been listening to him since I was in my 20’s. He was smart, provocative, often correct
Read MoreBob Ross’ Grave
I visited the grave of Bob Ross in Florida. Happy Little Corpse pic.twitter.com/0fZyHp0FTZ — CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak)
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MOTY: Children’s Book Author Starves and Beats Children
Meet Jennifer Wolfthal. This Florida lady used to teach 4th graders before she “quit” to focus on homeschooling her children.
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Crazy Racist Florida Woman
Meet Kristen Kelly, the wealthy daughter of a prominent Florida business family who operates Kelly’s Foods Inc, who went batshit
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Fort Pierce for Florida Adventure Saturday
I already live in the state where everyone comes to on vacation. So how do Floridians vacation? By taking mini-vacations
Read MoreWest Coast
Of Florida! Finally got a chance to visit Florida’s gulf coast today! Stayed for a few hours, earned our sunburns,
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Florida Aquarium in Tampa Was Awesome
Been in Florida a while but only now got the chance to visit Tampa. What better place to take the
Read MoreOh Florida! Flesh Eating Disease From Gulf
This story is pretty creepy. A man spent an afternoon crabbing, caught a bacterial infection and was dead in 28
Read MoreOh Florida! Hooker Hides Pot in Her Snizz
Some rich Florida lawyer tried to shortchange his hooker and she called the cops to complain. The cops ended up
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Winter Garden Citrus Posters
Hanging out in downtown Winter Garden collecting photos of the old Citrus Brands that used to ship via rail on
Read MoreOh Florida! Epic Friday Night on the Town!
I gotta party with this guy. From News13 here: A Volusia County man has been arrested after he set fire
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Oh Florida! Bar Patron Goes Rambo; Gets Ass Whoopin
Florida man by the name of David Allen Noble tries to assault a bar Rambo-Style and he gets his ass
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Oh Florida! Old Biddy Busted Feeding Bears
There are lots of black bears in Florida. Yes, it’s true. Mostly, they are Jewish bears that only come south
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Oakland Nature Preserve
Oakland Nature Preserve, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. We are still exploring the area. We found the Oakland Nature
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Crane in the Mist
Crane, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. This is another photo of Lake Apopka. It is my third time visiting
Read MoreGeorge Zimmerman Rescues Man From Overturned Truck
George Zimmerman, in pseudo-hiding since his acquittal on murder charges against Trayvon Martin, came to the rescue of a man
Read MoreFlorida HOA Discriminates Against Stupid Mermaids
What do you get when you cross a zany broad with a mermaid costume and a grumbly HOA board? Why
Read MoreTrayvon Martin Had it Coming
George Zimmerman was put on trial for defending himself against a young hoodlum who tried to kill him. The justice
Read MoreShould Your Duck Lips Accompany Your Death Photo?
I really have no idea who started the whole fad of making duck lips for your facebook photos, but its
Read MoreNBC News Has Aired Dumb News for Years
Its 1984. NBC’s the Today Show had the gumption to put this crap on the air as news. So why
Read MoreCannon-Balling the Downsy Dolphin
Two jackasses in Florida could be facing Federal charges for messing with the downsiest of dolphins, the beloved ass-faced manatee.
Read MoreBlame it On My Mucous Trail BABY!
Rat-sized, disease-spreading, stucco-chewing giant land snails have invaded Florida. For occasions such as this, I have to repost this awesome
Read MoreOrange County Installs Lifts on Ambulances to Haul Fatties
Why you so fat, Orange County? The number of 600 pound fatties have gone way up, ashad the number of
Read MoreThis One Time at Band Camp, We Hazed a Guy to Death
Robert Champion died of internal bleeding when he was beaten to death on a school bus by his marching band
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