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This was seen on a hashtag for #InternationalOffendAFeministDay and I gotta admit, it had me LOLing. Sick Burns! #InternationalOffendAFeministDay pic.twitter.com/YwfQfsGKPz —
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Manuel Aribe Croaked; Leaves Behind Fortune in Cheetos Powder
The world’s fattest and worthless human has finally died, but he left behind a virtual fortune in Cheetos Powder that
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McDonald’s New Mascot is the Jar Jar Binks of Fast Food
The new McDonalds mascot is a giant toothy Happy Meal box with wire arms and suspicious eyes. He wants to
Read MoreComedian Rents Apartment for XXX Freakfest
You simply should not conduct some types of business over the internet. Like renting your house while you are away.
Read MoreItalians Butthurt Over Gun-Toting David
The Italians are outraged, outraged I say, over an advertising campaign featuring the iconic David sculpture by Michelangelo holding a
Read MoreOrlando Thug Mom Teaches Daughter the Thug Life
Dollar General Stores outnumber Seven-Elevens in Central Florida. But even so, this Fat Obama Voter robbed a store and tried
Read MoreNo One Wants to Play With Fat Barbie
Mattel just introduced a plus sized Barbie Doll that has a huge double chin and really fat thighs. Studies show
Read MoreAl Gore Goes Vegan
Notorious fat huckster Al Gore is supposedly going vegan. @DRUDGE_REPORT he only gets massages from hairy legged masseuse now? —
Read MoreIowa Fat Chick Ate a Tapeworm
She was fat and wanted to lose weight and keep eating all things fried. So she bought a tapeworm from
Read MoreBongs Away!! Amanda Bynes Arrested For Throwing Bong Out HighRise NYC Window
Former Nickelodeon TV star and current Choom Gang hottie Amanda Bynes was arrested by police for drug possession, endangering the
Read MoreSo What’s Up With the Gluten?
Americans are getting fatter and fatter and we as a society are trying to locate a culprit to pin it
Read MoreNo More Free Scooters for Fat Retired WalMart Shoppers
Remember those annoying Scooter Store commercials? Well the FBI raided the Scooter Store for medicaid fraud and now the company
Read MoreFour Fatties Get Rapey in Toronto
Toronto is famous for its anarchy and its fat hairy women. Four fatties gang-raped a 19YO man after closing time
Read MoreFat Chicks Wear Downsy Dolphin Colors
Target shoppers became outraged when a Twitter user noticed that the plus sized dresses was labeled “Manatee Grey” when the
Read MoreOrange County Installs Lifts on Ambulances to Haul Fatties
Why you so fat, Orange County? The number of 600 pound fatties have gone way up, ashad the number of
Read MoreTime to Ticket and Imprison Fatties
The soda pop ban in New York City was intended to save all Americans from the skyrocketing cost of healthcare
Read MoreLesbians, Why You So Fat?
Hi lesbians. The feds want to know. So if you munch carpets and platters of cheeseburgers, do your fair share
Read MoreDoughy Generation Gimme Guy Gets Fired From Boston Market
Yeah, you don’t call your customers bitches and whiny if you are in the freakin’ service industry. Ronnie here chronically
Read MoreBumbles Bounce! Fat Lady Says Fatness Saved Her Life
I blogged this the other day, but didnt have this epic photo of the fatty that plummeted through the sidewalk
Read MoreFat Stinky Union Workers Determine Your Social Security Eligibility
I’ve done some work up in Baltimore at the Social Security Administration HQ. That joint is bleak. It has tron-style
Read MoreFat Welfare Obama Voter Bitches About Obama Voters Making Her Food
Francis Rosario is a fat slob who appears to be a single Mom on welfare in Georgia. As an Obama
Read MoreMichigan Man Let Fattie Wife Die in Filth
The forty year old Yolanda Reese-Brooks pushed out several kids and then got so fat that she didn’t move anymore.
Read MoreMichelle Obama Seeks to Assassinate Fat People
Michelle Obama is going to launch a series of Predator Drone Strikes against fat-assed Americans, with the intent of murdering
Read MoreBreeding Rituals of Fat Nerds
For hundreds of years now our human race has worked overtime to keep geeky, unpopular and funny-looking people from being
Read MoreFat Ass Cat Died Fat
Spongebob the fat cat died this past week because he was too fat to be operated on. Its not everyday
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