Fox Hunting Fail
Saw this at the Fairfax Hunt Club. Double Face Plant!
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
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Is Obama Evil or Stupid?
The answer is yes.
Read MoreTennessee Auto Plant Rejects Unionization
Unions may have had a role to play in business at the turn of the 20th century. But since then,
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This is Every Conference Call I’m On
It’s 2014. The telephone is still, somehow, the trickiest of our technologies.
Read MoreThis is Obamacare’s Website
Full of glitches. And Ed209 requires that you pay him cash up front before he shoots you. RoboCop (1987): "I'm
Read MoreXGames Fail: Don’t Celebrate Before You Cross the Finish Line
Female motocross racer Meghan Rutledge started celebrating her victory a half lap too early. Way too lulzy not to share.
Read MoreMerry Christmas: Who Says Snowboarders are Retarded?
And here all along I always thought the toughest part about snowboarding was coming DOWN the hill?
Read MoreAh, the US Day of Rage!
Today was the birthday of the US Constitution, so of course a bunch of leftists decided to celebrate that by
Read MoreAwesome Tattoos Really Help Women Get Married
Girls, are you pushing 30 and still can’t get that man of your dreams? Just get a better tattoo! Its
Read MoreObama Failed With Civilian Trials of Gitmo Detainees
Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder are the big losers with the trial of Ahmed Ghailani in New York. Instead
Read MoreWelcome to Lake Fail. Here’s Your Halo
Some GPSes are so out of date that entire lakes might be where it says a road should be. Some
Read MoreSome Eco-Nuts Never Learn
Alexander Alcantare is the epitome of a south Florida nutbag. He claims he was bitten by a tiger in the
Read MoreInfomercial Actors Fail at Everything
They can’t crack eggs. They can’t operate a simple blanket or glass of tea. Ironing board? No clue how to
Read MoreDarrell Dunafon And His Shocking Thrill-Seeking
Darrell Dunafon was a dumbass. He was an adrenaline junkie always looking for the next big thrill. What could be
Read MorePedophile Blames Child Pornography Downloads on his Cat
File this under “Yeah, Right.” Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach Florida was busted by the cops with over 1,000 images
Read MoreAlways More Than One Solution to a Problem
Awesome backup procedure for idiots. How does one go about “discovering” a fire? Is this a similar process used by
Read MoreWelcome to Costco!
So if this is her first name, what is her nickname?
Read MoreWhat the Hippies Are Drinking
Crisp and refreshing, this beverage tastes like moldy pine needles and dirty bong water. Work has been busy, dinner is
Read MoreJimmy Carter Makes Crappy Shacks
Drudge has a story today about how many of the houses built by Habitat for Humanity and Jimmy Carter, along
Read MoreOld Ass Wiccan Proclaims US Will Invade Mexico
All wiccans are just too stupid to follow the rules of a real religion, and too poor to join a
Read MoreDriving the FailMobile
This is a hilarious video of a person trying to drive the station wagon into the gated driveway. I’m sure
Read MoreWhy Must We Be Tortured At Airports?
High parking fees. Long waits for shuttles to the terminal. Surly baggage handlers and ridiculous fees for checked bags. Long
Read MoreReason 70 to HomeSchool: You Will Understand the Grading System
The school system in Grand Rapids, Michigan has a 51% Graduation rate as of 2007. That’s lower than Detroit, whose
Read MoreNow I Don’t Want Pancakes
I think maple syrup is a national treasure. But not when its mined like this. It is always hard to
Read MoreA Survival Story
Your father was a veteran of the long and brutal Iran/Iraq war, but managed to bring you into the world.
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