Reason 291 to HomeSchool: Kids Won’t Perform Scarface as School Play
Actually, I’m not too sure how I feel about this at all. Guns in school? Mock gun battles? Calling a
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Melvin Blevins Sentenced to 10 Years for Forcing Toddler to Smoke Pot
Well, that and having a ton of pot and enough guns to take over a town. Embedded video from CNN
Read MoreWho Knew Drug Dealers Use Daycare?
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, called “Newark” there lived a Papa and a little boy.
Read MoreNote to Cops: When Testing New TASERS, Don’t Shoot the Duster Huffing Homeless Dude
Police in Columbus Ohio finally got their TASERS for the department. The very next day they went huntin’ for huffers
Read MoreReason 872 to HomeSchool: Your Daughter Won’t Be Expelled for Taking Birth Control
Zero tolerance policies are created by liberals that are too afraid to use common sense because they are afraid of
Read MoreReason 13 to HomeSchool: Albino Fugly Crackhead Stripper Won’t Give Kids Crack, Pot, Booze and a Free Gangbang
Meet Abbie Swogger. She is the next in a very long line of special education teachers who gets sexually aroused
Read More1:30 AM Music: Joe Cocker- “WTF Something, Something, My Friends, Something”
My buddy Robb sent this to me earlier this week. This song is pure genius as it shows that Joe
Read MoreLiberal Ideas That Don’t Work: Have a Block Party to Remember Those Lost to Violence
The result of this idea? Nine shot, one fatally. The cops have made zero arrests, “’cause snitches are bitches, yo!”
Read MoreReason 720 to HomeSchool: Your Retarded Daughter Won’t Be Taught By Crackheads
You know what they say? Crack suppresses your libido. The only reason this teacher wasn’t raping her retarded students is
Read MoreReason 622 to HomeSchool: Illegal Alien Members of Mexican Drug Cartel Won’t Teach Your 6-Year-Old
What the hell is wrong with Houston Area schools? If the teachers aren’t fingerbanging the asses out of their students,
Read MoreWhole Pot Smokin’ Family Sent to Prison
Angel Dailey is sweet 16 and is going to jail for a long time, right along with her degenerate Dad
Read MoreMan Hides Heroin Pellets
Up his ass. He put them there in Panama, then drove all the way up Central America, across Mexico, across
Read MoreAmy Winehouse Smoking Crack on Video
Update your celebrity dead pools. Bump Amy Winehouse to the top. I would be surprised if she lives to see
Read MoreAre The Side Effects Worth It?
I keep seeing commercials for Requip to control the horrifying social disease of “restless leg syndrome.” First, I find it
Read MoreMeth Skank Sues Her Dealer for Dealing Drugs. And Wins!
This pathetic woman, who lists herself as “disabled” as an occupation on her LiveSpaces Page, doesn’t believe that she only
Read MoreLibiGel to Spam Your Inboxes Soon
There is a new female version of Viagra being tested. Oddly, they aren’t calling it Spanish fly. [ad code=2 align=center]
Read MoreNarcotics Cop Linda Wagner Cries Over IceBreakers Candy
Hershey’s makes a candy called IceBreakers. Its a mint. Somebody decided to package it as a powder form inside a
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