Baltimore is a Shithole
A huge political firestorm was started this week when Trump criticized liberal lawmakers from Baltimore for having such a rat
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Elvis’ Death Day
When I lived in the DC area, Don Geronimo would read the Hamburger James story on his radio show every
Read MoreDemocrat War on Women: Marilyn Monroe Murdered by Kennedys?
The DailyMail has a story about how Bobby Kennedy, after poon-swapping with his President brother, ordered the murder of Marilyn
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Oh Florida! Tampa Family Ate LSD-Laced Steak from WalMart
Everyone was tripping face and the doctors induced labor on the wife. Scary!
Read MorePoor Jesse Pinkman
Breaking Bad is over, but I think the personal Odyssey of Jesse Pinkman is the real tragedy of the series.
Read MoreBad granny in Baltimore Murders Grandchild With Methodone
Baltimore is the new Detroit. Case in point is the neglectful grandmother who rubbed methodone on her grandchildren’s gums to
Read MoreWow! John McAfee Demonstrates How to Uninstall McAfee AV
I think crazed ex CEO John McAfee has just won the Internets with this video.
Read MoreMaking Moms Crazy: Pranks Send Texts About Drug Deals
Comedian Nathan Fielder struck internet gold when he urged his fans to text their parents about a drug deal and
Read MorePunisher-Style Vigilante Slayings in Mexico
There have been 70,000 people killed in Mexico in the past 7 years due to activity related to the Drug
Read MoreLottery Winners Blow Up Home on Meth Binge
Two brothers celebrated winning 75,000 bucks in the Kansas lottery by buying a lot of pot and then cooking some
Read MoreThe Navy Depicts a Bad Bath Salts Trip
Whoa. Now I understand why pot zombies are eating peoples’ faces. From the US Navy, which is tax dollars pretty
Read MorePhilly Girl Kirstie Foley Chews Off Mom’s Thumb
Meet 21 Year Old Obama Voter Kirstie Foley. She still lives with her Mom, invests cash in her tattoos, takes
Read MoreBest Drug Commercial Ever
Women, its time to make one hole. One hole. Make yours a bird hole. But watch for egg binding.
Read MorePCP, Coke, Pot, Booze and Buoyancy of a Brick
What is the cause of Rodney King’s Death? Of course Rodney King was stoned out of his mind when he
Read MoreStupid Teen Trips Face; Thinks He’s in Inception; Shoots Self in Head
What is up with the kids taking psycho-reactive drugs? Can’t they just swipe a beer from the fridge? Steve Tilbury,
Read MoreTake Bath Salts- Wind Up Wearing a Mattress
Boy these “Bath Salts” drugs sure do bring out the loonies. Check this guy out who hid under a sliding
Read MoreThe Choomer in Chief
Even the whacky Taiwanese animators are making fun of Obama’s drug taking past. And remember that Zombie story I blogged
Read MoreTony Bennett Wants to Legalize Drugs to Prevent Celebrity Deaths or Something
In the wake of Whitney Houston’s flame out, Tony Bennett found a microphone and urged a crowd of people to
Read MoreWhitney Had Two Crappy Bodyguards
Whitney Houston, a washed-up singer and actress, got blitzed on booze at a Hollywood party, then swallowed a few Xanax
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Say Demi Moore is a Skinny Drugged Up Old Sow
Or something like that. Yahoo here says that Demi Moore was smoking salvia or something when she needed hospitalization. Boy
Read MoreDeath of an Ass Eater
Meet Deangelo Mitchell. He killed his brother by having him eat the cocaine out of his ass. The two brothers
Read MoreKitty Don’t Wanna Smoke Smack
So a cat’s dead. From being forced to smoke heroin. And Danielle Blankenship, the girl who was holding the cat
Read MoreWhere Charlie Sheen Gets Tigerblood
And apparently its full of sugar, which may explain his manic behavior lately. The image above is from Seth Patrick,
Read MoreMexican Drug Cartel Thinning the Clown Herds
A couple of clowns were captured and tortured then murdered by the Mexican Druglords, probably because those clowns were acting
Read MoreThe DEA Desperately Needs to Hire Someone Who Speaks Jive
To all those conservatives who used to complain that ebonics was not a language and did not need to be
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