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The Loneliest Stretch
I laughed my butt off when I saw this tweet- Santa on his loneliest stretch of the night. NORAD Update:
Read MoreThe Krampas Threat
Its Christmas eve and the kid is whining about picking up his Lincoln logs and Legos. So I wanted to
Read MoreGrandest Disney Christmas Tree
This is the tree in the lobby of Wilderness Lodge. It is 5 stories tall and its ornaments are bigger
Read MoreNew Black Friday Tradition
For years we spent the day after Thanksgiving in Reston Town Center watching Santa and Mrs. Claus stop by and
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Lobster Trap Christmas Tree at Turtle Kraals
Lobster Trap Christmas Tree at Turtle Kraals, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. We were out in Key West’s Turtle
Read MoreBourdain Versus Barbie Dream House
This Christmas morning photo of Anthony Bourdain struggling to put together his daughter’s Barbie Dream House cracked me up. Luckily,
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Taste the Tears of Generation Gimme: No iPhone for Xmas!
The bratty spoiled children of the upcoming generation get so upset when the parents don’t cough of 600 bucks for
Read MoreLittle Girl Wants to Give Teacher a Pony Ride
Saw this on Twitter and I LOL’ed. I wish I had sent a few of my teachers on one way
Read MoreGreenPeace Beats a Confession Out of Santa
GreenPeace has kidnapped Santa and forced him to spew out a bunch of Global Warming BS. Of course the myth
Read MoreBoyfriend Commits Suicide During Marathon Christmas Shopping Spree
Guys, we’ve all been there. Go shopping with your girl, and next thing you know your feet start hurting after
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Used to Be Gay
Used to Be Gay, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Hallmark might have a problem with old timey lyrics. This
Read MoreWoman Used FoodStamp Card to Buy iPads; Arrested
Its not going to be a holly jolly Christmas for this stupid Obama voter who tried to buy iPads with
Read More4 PM Music: She and Him – “Baby, Its Cold Outside”
A wonderful animated music video about a guy who just can’t get away.
Read MoreThat Mall Santa Has a Tough Job
Its time for the annual Belch.Com Scary Santa Photo Stream. These were some of my favorites snapped in the past
Read MoreGoing Grinchy Style for Christmas
Crazy light show on Rocky Run in Northern Virginia. The Grinch plays his new Holiday favorite.
Read MoreBrendleWhat’s Selfish Teenager Tweets
I’ve highlighted @BrendleWhat‘s great ability to farm twitter for things that makes you really hate people, such as spoiled brats
Read MoreChristmas Ingrates Put to Music
You know, I’m proud to live in a country where there is so little poverty and everyone has a high
Read MoreMidnight Music: Remy – “Grandma Got Indefinitely Detained (A Very TSA Christmas)”
Remy is back just in time for the festive yule with this awesome lampoon of the TSA. Now that the
Read MoreFamily Night Fun
We got to eat out at Cheeburger Cheeburger, pick up our “Roast Beast,” a gorgeous boneless ribeye roast for Christmas
Read MoreDear God! Creepy Gingers and Laughing Dolls!
Wow, does this commercial stab at your soul with knitting needles or what? Gotta love those head whips and the
Read MoreNew Obama Tax on Fresh Cut Christmas Trees
New Obama Tax, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is our Christmas Tree from 2007. Every year we go up the
Read MoreR Lee Ermy Takes on Obama
Oorah! R Lee Ermy makes an appearance for a Toys for Tots drive and expresses his awesome opinion on the
Read MoreWhat Does Zombie Santa Want for Xmas?
Brains, of course! Not enough of the undead jolly elf? Buzzfeed has 19 more.
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