Crazy Coot Punches Bear
A crazy old ex-marine and bouncer boxes a bear to save his shivering Chihuahua from being eaten. Sounds like Florida,
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Liberals Oppose GMOs but Don’t Know What They Are
Jimmy Kimmel beclowns California liberals who don’t like GMOs. Some claim that they give the body a negative vibration or
Read MoreCalifornia Bans the Plastic Bag
Californians hate the environment. All of them. They hate the environment so much that they throw their used plastic bags
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Taiwanese Animators Take On Democrat California Senator Leland Yee
This is hilarious. Not too sure what the Lobster is for though.
Read MoreIndian Woman Goes Geronimo on Tribal Council for Eviction Attempt
Meet Cheryl Lash Rhoades. She was a bitch to everyone on the reservation. When the big chiefs held their powwow
Read MoreStoner Teacher Poisons People At PotLuck
A northern California teacher smokes so much dope that when she heard the other teachers were having a “pot luck”
Read MoreCalifornia Youth Football Fines Teams Who Win by 35 Points
More pussification of American males is happening in California. If a youth football team beats another team by 35 points
Read MorePot Heads Can’t Be Chemists
A pot head in California almost killed himself when he managed to douse himself with boiling hemp oil and ignited
Read MoreCalifornia Teacher Rapes Student and Has His Baby
Meet Laura Whitehurst. She’s a 28 year old teacher with a long history of raping students she is supposed to
Read MoreOccuTards Give Farming a Try
There is a 12 Acre plot of land owned by the University of California. UC wants to sell the land
Read MoreCalifornians Want to Repeal the 2nd Amendment
At least all of the stupid ones. As Ann Coulter noticed, the hot chicks have more sense than the rest
Read MoreCalifornia Schools Sued Over Religious Indoctrination Program
Yoga is not exercise and eastern philosophy and meditation does nothing to improve concentration or physical well-being. But that didn’t
Read MoreCalifornia to Ban Medical Conversion Therapy for Sissy Boys
As mentioned in my previous blog post, the new politically correct term for a male homosexual is now “Sissy Boy”
Read MoreLA Arsonist Was Son of Hollywood Whore UPDATE: Mom Extradition Over Failure to Pay for Boob Job
Harry Burkhart, the LA arsonist in jail under suspicion for having set 53 fires in the Hollywood area in retaliation
Read MoreWe Could All Look Like Zoidberg
Supposedly mankind at one point in our evolutionary history crept out of the ocean. Fast forward a billion years and
Read MoreGoing Galt on California
California is run by dangerous Democrats. The Governor of the state is allowing mobs to run rampant and shut down
Read MoreBiker on Mt Diablo
Biker on Mt Diablo, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Earlier today I took the rental car to the top of Mount
Read MoreObama’s Policies on Illegal Immigration is Working!
Illegal aliens are self-deporting themselves by the hundreds thanks to the aggressive policies from the Obama administration. What are those
Read MoreRoaring Camp Trainride Through the Redwoods
Today was such a very busy day playing tourist in the Silicon Valley area. I wanted to show Cartney and
Read MoreJeff Dunham’s Hand Up Jerry Brown’s Ass?
Has anyone noticed that whenever you see Jerry Brown on TV, Comedian Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is no where to be
Read MoreNewest Spa Treatment- Steamed Vagina
My buddy and frequent commenter Robb forwarded a business idea to me- we should corner the market in the region
Read MoreRuh-Roh Shaggy!
Ruh-Roh Shaggy!, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Saw this Vee-Dub bus painted like the Mystery Machine in front of Old Man
Read MoreJerry Brown Helped Exterminate Black People
The elderly liberal whackjob Jerry Brown, running for Governor of California, promoted a madman who would be famous for killing
Read MoreArnold Sends a Message
A California assemblyman, who heckled Republican California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, received a specially crafted message in the veto note of
Read MoreReason 730 to HomeSchool: Your Daughter Won’t Get Gang Raped at Homecoming
Granted, if you are homeschooling, you will avoid dances altogether, but now with the added benefit of avoiding gang rape.
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