CuddleFail: Camel in Texas Stomps Owners to Death
Camels are so cute except when they are stomping the shit out of their owners. In Wichita Falls, Texas, a
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Managing the Wrong Risk
I was sent to a customer site in Colorado- a large financial institution- and they had just purchased the all-seeing
Read MoreMetro Ventilation Fails: Man Dies
I used to live in the DC Metro Area and was often forced to ride the Metro into the City
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Florida Aquarium in Tampa Was Awesome
Been in Florida a while but only now got the chance to visit Tampa. What better place to take the
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Ziplining Over Gators
My friend took this video of me taking a Zipline over alligators at Gatorland on New Year’s Day. Yeah, it
Read MoreEven the Taiwanese Animators Know Fairfax Co Effed Up
When your decision to not cancel school for bad snow becomes headline news in Taiwan, you know that decision was
Read MoreHarry Reid’s Busted Face
Old people fall down sometimes, and when they do, bones break. But apparently Harry Reid, the pissed off Mormon Democrat
Read MoreFlorida Dude Smashes Psychic GF’s Car
A Florida man from Vero Beach was dating a chick who claimed to be psychic. That was his first mistake.
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Florida Pet Store Owner Arrested for Dragon Smacking
Remember the guy who chugged a box of cockroaches to win a snake and choked to death and died? The
Read MoreThat SOC Guy I Got Fired
When I was a cyber security consultant for a previous job, I had to travel to Connecticut to work for
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New Years at Gatorland
We had friends in town so we thought we’d take them to a classy fun place in Central Florida. Of
Read More3! 2! 1! Stampede!
China is just a little less crowded this year after a stampede on New Years left dozens dead. From the
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What’s Under Palm Trees?
Gorgeous day down here in Key West. The ground beneath these Palm trees at the dog park have washed away
Read MoreBikes and Babes
I love Key West and I love travel posters. Combine the two and it’s my favorite art. This was hanging
Read MoreThe Loneliest Stretch
I laughed my butt off when I saw this tweet- Santa on his loneliest stretch of the night. NORAD Update:
Read MoreThe Krampas Threat
Its Christmas eve and the kid is whining about picking up his Lincoln logs and Legos. So I wanted to
Read MorePsycho Gay Man Gets Life for Dismembering and Eating Lover
Luka Magnotta murdered his gay lover, dismembered him, had sex with the body parts, and then mailed the body parts
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Puppy wants Pâté
Nothing pisses off my sheepdog worse than dropping a charcuterie plate in front of her face. Binge watching Anthony Bourdain
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The Mob Succeeds in Lynching Cops
The only goal of a mob is to destroy property and lives in the name of Justice. And nothing satisfies
Read MoreAl Sharpton Now Approving Sony Movies
When you get a Democrat Woman in charge of making movies, you get moonbattery like this- Al Sharpton now has
Read MoreSony Pulls the Interview
The Sony Hack is now the most successful cyber attack ever. The hackers are essentially now running Sony, and have
Read MoreEco-Religionists Call For Beaver Extinction
The Global Warming zealots now want to eradicate the beaver. It seems that the ponds that beavers create is flooding
Read MoreGrandest Disney Christmas Tree
This is the tree in the lobby of Wilderness Lodge. It is 5 stories tall and its ornaments are bigger
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Malvertisers Are Back with a Vengeance
I’ve been tracking a crew of malvertisers that use Real Time Ad Bidding networks to push CryptoWall and other Ransomware
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Julian Assange Crowdfunds Statue of Himself
Julian Assange, in self-imposed exile inside the stupid Ecuadorian Embassy in the UK, is so in love with himself and
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