How SHIELD Teleconferences Really Work
I am certain that those teleconferences between Nick Fury and the Committee Members would really pretty much go just like
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Gatorland Jumparoo
We have a friend in town this week, and while I’m home hunting cyber badguys, the Missus is over at
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Crazy Coot Punches Bear
A crazy old ex-marine and bouncer boxes a bear to save his shivering Chihuahua from being eaten. Sounds like Florida,
Read MoreMalware That Gives a F*ck
Ever been trapped in a conversation with someone about a topic that you absolutely don’t care about? A conversation that
Read MoreCornering the Market on Jail Skype
I ran across this bizarre website the other day and it just showed what I DONT know about life in
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It’s Baltimore Working As Well as Expected
Riots in Baltimore? Blacks looting and destroying things? Property damage in the Millions and spectators at a major Sports Stadium
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David Spade Gets Car Towed
And he acts like a jerk to the impound lot attendant. Gosh, I sure hope he doesn’t get fired from
Read MoreSecurity Bigmouth Booted from Flight
Chris Roberts is a cyber researcher who claims he knows how to hack a United Airlines aircraft over the aircraft’s
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Chinese Blind People Use Hunchbacks as Seeing-Eye Dogs
Sometimes I think the DailyMail writes stories to just troll us. This story is about a man and wife who
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PETA Working With Sheriff Joe to Make Inmates Vegan
Talk about your cruel and unusual punishment! Pamela Anderson, on loan from PETA, is shown in the tweet below serving
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8 PM Music: Go Remy – “Tax Day”
Remy is back with the modern anthem loved by all Americans on this April 15, where you pay loads of
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7 PM Music: Weird Al – “FOIL”
Hey Weird Al is awesome in the Lourde parody in which he sings about his favorite way to wrap leftovers
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Gay TSA Agents Fondle Travelers
TSA agents in Denver conspired together to allow a gay TSA agent to fondle whomever he thought was sexy. Some
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The Aluminum Can is a Marvel of Engineering
Soda cans and beer cans are so ubiquitous that we forget that they represent years of industry engineering and research.
Read MoreWest Coast
Of Florida! Finally got a chance to visit Florida’s gulf coast today! Stayed for a few hours, earned our sunburns,
Read MoreGoodbye Maryland
Spent a few days in the DC Metro area, including a team offsite in the middle of nowhere in Maryland.
Read MoreFezes are Cool
Nothing says Moroccan like slapping a Fez on a Camel. Saw this at EPCOT at the Morocco Pavilion. Kitschy yet
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Muslim Bakeries Refuse to Make Gay Wedding Cakes
The manufactured outrage over religious freedom has hit a new high this week. Apparently a Pizza shop that doesn’t cater
Read MoreGot the Tshirt: The Force Side
I just picked up this awesome Tshirt from TeeFury depicting the Star Wars crew as drawn by Gary Larsen from
Read MoreChick-Fil-A Hater Now On Foodstamps
Remember Adam Smith? He used to be the Chief Financial Officer of Vante, a corporation in the Tucson area. He
Read MoreCrazed Stoned Cross Dressers Crash NSA Barricade
For some reason two fellas decided to get coked up, put on frilly dresses and wigs, steal a car, drive
Read MoreSocial Engineering a Jailbreak
A Brit who had bilked many banks out of funds by pretending to be bankers over the phone landed in
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Megatron is Tired of Selfies Too
You may have seen this but it’s new to me. I love watching Megatron interact with guests at Universal Studios,
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Habla Espanol? We Almost Did. Most Important Date in US History
No, its not July 4, 1776. Not Pearl harbor Day. Its the day, 30 years before founding Jamestown that the
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No, You Don’t Have a Gluten Allergy
Do you want proof that anyone who claims a gluten sensitivity is retarded? Just look at the frozen meats section
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