Trump Wins!!!!
I’ve already called my doctor because this erection I have has definitely lasted longer than 4 hours. But what better
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
So Many Cyber Issues in 2016 Election
When history is written, 2016’s election will include footnotes about how Hillary’s deleted emails were found on Anthony Weiner’s porn
Read MoreBrangelina Hangs Up the Net
Brad Pitt and his crazy soon-to-be-ex-wife are finally hanging up the child catching net. Brad Pitt finally got sick of
Read MoreMost Brutal Tweet Ever
Patton Oswalt is a very talented voice actor, comedian and actually has some acting chops as well. But he’s a
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Weekend at Hillary’s
Hillary Clinton may very well become the first Presidential Candidate to not only lose due to health concerns, but just
Read MoreUS-CERT Destroyed America’s Ability to Keep Secrets
I have been a longtime critic of US-CERT, the cyber division led by the Department of Homeland Security. US-CERT is
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Trump is All Up in Hillary’s Head
Trump just took the lead in the national polls for the 2016 election. Then on Labor Day, this happened: Hillary
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Huma Abedin Tired of Eating Shit Sandwiches
Anthony Weiner did it again. Got busted having phone sex with yet another woman. After his wife Huma Abedin continued
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The Complete Destruction of Blockbuster
This video does a great job talking about the rise and fall of Blockbuster Video from thousands of stores to
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Layoffs at Fireeye
Remember when Fireeye purchased Mandiant for a whopping Billion dollars? Everyone said they were crazy, including me. Crazy or not,
Read MoreGot the TShirt
I love the Netflix series Stranger Things. And this TShirt that riffs off the old Dungeons and Dragons players manuals
Read MoreElvis’ Death Day
When I lived in the DC area, Don Geronimo would read the Hamburger James story on his radio show every
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Fat and Unfunny
I never thought Amy Schumer was funny. I dont care that she’s heavy, but her jokes are gross, unfunny and
Read MoreDOJ Says Democrats Running Baltimore Sure Are Racist
Baltimore is a city that has been run by Democrats for decades. Democrat policies are reflected in the Police Department
Read MorePokemon Rape Culture
Okay, the PokemonGo craze even has me walking around downtown checking pokestops and trying to evolve the most powerful Evee.
Read MoreTech Support Scammer hit by Locky
Dont mess with a malware researcher. A Tech Support Scammer did that and got his computer completely encrypted and infected
Read MoreTalentless Junkie Paints City Purple
I keep hearing everybody describe Prince, or the “Musician formerly known as Alive” as a musical genius. He wasn’t a
Read MoreThe future of AV? Or WTH Did I Just Watch?
Just gonna leave this one right here. @timstrazz the future of anti-virus https://t.co/CdhXsxZ596 (are these guys hiring?) — Caleb Fenton
Read MorePerky Bat Tower on Sugarloaf Key
Exploring the Florida Keys, we stumbled across the Perky Bat Tower, on Sugarloaf Key, built in the 1920’s in an
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Trapped Next to the Movable Type
I often joke about treating EPCOT in Disney as my church. I often go there on Sundays with family, enjoy
Read MoreLyrics and Poems from the Shenandoah
A close friend of mine, Robb Foster, who lives in the Virginia mountains, published a book of poetry. I asked
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Symantec Still TimeStamping Malware
Code signing is dead. Long live code signing. You make software that you want people to trust enough to install
Read MoreHolistic Healer Thinks Shoving Coffee Up Your Ass Will Prevent Hysterectomy
The thing about liberals is they are so full of awful ideas. The same people that think that Global Warming
Read MoreThis Must Have Been Same Guy From My Recent Flight
Luckily, my flight from Orlando to Washington DC recently was only a 2 hour flight. But I sat near someone
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Rapper Donkey Cartel Gunned Down While Clutching Timberlands
What? A Black Lives Matter Rapper going by the name of Donkey Cartel was gunned down while trying to buy
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