Kate Gosselin Still Suing Jon
It has been a while since I blogged about Kate Gosselin, who, if you can’t remember, once used her vagina
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9 PM Music: Eels – “Kinda Fuzzy”
Some drunkard clown finds redemption and gets his mojo back in this new Eels video. Great music.
Read MoreStill The Greatest Show on Earth
Took the family to see Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus last night and that is still one of the
Read MoreGraffiti Artist Completes Best Work Yet
In Sacramento, CA a man lowered himself on a rope from the top of a 18 story building in an
Read MoreNo Bathrooms on Subway Cars
An idiot killed himself in New York by trying to drop a deuce between cars of a moving train. He
Read MoreBumbles Bounce! Fat Lady Says Fatness Saved Her Life
I blogged this the other day, but didnt have this epic photo of the fatty that plummeted through the sidewalk
Read MoreNightmare Fuel: Spider With Worm Inside
What’s worse that finding a huge hairy spider in your house? Maybe after killing it with bug spray, a huge
Read MoreAnimal Rights Group Pays Ringling Bros. 9 Million Bucks
That’s a lot of peanuts for the elephants. The ASPCA, that bullshit charity organization that murders hundreds and thousands of
Read MoreSwatter and Cold Cuts
Swatter and Cold Cuts, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Chick-fil-A continues to make comic books for kids featuring super-powered
Read MoreKevin Clash AKA Elmo Puppeteered a 16 YO Boy’s Ass
Elmo has been part of my child’s life since he was old enough to watch TV. We have a half-dozen
Read MoreHurricane Sandy Will Be a Snoozer
At least for me in my location outside of Washington DC. The storm is projected to come ashore up the
Read MoreTony Robbins Frying Fools
I have no idea who this assclown Tony Robbins is, but I hear he is one of those “motivational speakers”
Read MoreAl Gore’s Network Responds to Olbermann Lolsuit
Not that you could find the channel in your cable lineup, but there is this TV Channel called “Current TV”
Read MoreHealing the Monkey Wounds
Remember this story from 2009? Charla Nash had her freakin’ face and hands torn off by a rampaging Chimpanzee. Cops
Read MoreDon’t Turn Your Back on the Monkey
Ever wonder how a monkey prepares to attack? Evidently it involves three giant swings followed by a simian missile. If
Read MoreBelchSpeak’s Best of 2011
Another year winds to a close, and its time for the best of 2011. First up are statistics from visitors
Read MoreFrank Miller Thinks OWS Participants Are Scum
The man who was the creator of the Dark Knight Batman; the man who reinvented the Daredevil; the man who
Read MoreThe Happy Bat
The Happy Bat, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. For over five months, Cartney has been requesting that he be a “Happy
Read MoreYet Another Threatening Legal Email!
Once again my website is being accused of all manners of legal evil-doing. This time, a band of Indians (dot
Read MoreRepresentative Weiner’s Weiner- Much ado About a Tiny Weiner
Representative Weiner, a democrat, sent a college student a photograph of his semi-aroused “bigger brain” via twitter. When he was
Read MoreCarousel Makers Get Internet Memes
How else would you explain someone designing a spinny car that is essentially a giant clown bent over spreading to
Read MoreIts Official: The TSA Considers Americans its Enemies
I have been patted down in airports abroad. Its not a big deal, and in fact, it goes quicker than
Read MoreThe Swatter
The Swatter, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is the fourth comic book we’ve picked up at Chick-Fil-A for the boy.
Read MoreTila Tequila Pelted with Bottles at Gathering of the Juggalos
Diminutive whore Tila Tequila, who became famous for showing her titties on the Internet, for some reason agreed to perform
Read MoreObama Traded Terrorist for BP Oil Rights
Remember all those liberals protesting the Iraq war because they swore the US was invading strictly because they had oil?
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