Don’t Turn Your Back on the Monkey
Ever wonder how a monkey prepares to attack? Evidently it involves three giant swings followed by a simian missile. If
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Frank Miller Thinks OWS Participants Are Scum
The man who was the creator of the Dark Knight Batman; the man who reinvented the Daredevil; the man who
Read MoreThere is no Better Clown Beater Than Batman
All clowns deserve a beating that can only be delivered by the Dark Knight.
Read MoreOh Boy a Clown Is Suing Me!
I love a good Internet LOLsuit. From Steve Triola, an asshat who paints his face so the children he plays
Read MoreRepresentative Weiner’s Weiner- Much ado About a Tiny Weiner
Representative Weiner, a democrat, sent a college student a photograph of his semi-aroused “bigger brain” via twitter. When he was
Read MoreScary and Hilarious Clown Commercial for Walmart
Thanks to my buddy Robb again who thought of me when he saw this commercial Screaming clowns is a sure
Read MoreMexican Drug Cartel Thinning the Clown Herds
A couple of clowns were captured and tortured then murdered by the Mexican Druglords, probably because those clowns were acting
Read MoreRobbed by a Clown While On the Crapper? Yes, Thanks Ohio
A woman was on the potty when a guy wearing a clown mask and wielding a knife robbed her. She
Read MoreIts Official: The TSA Considers Americans its Enemies
I have been patted down in airports abroad. Its not a big deal, and in fact, it goes quicker than
Read MoreThe Swatter
The Swatter, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is the fourth comic book we’ve picked up at Chick-Fil-A for the boy.
Read MoreAzn Reporter Has Face Broken by Marauding Clown
An Asian reporter was pulled from a Halloween parade float by a clown. His face was broken, but at least
Read MoreEngineering the Zombie Clown
Halloween 2k10, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. A zombie clown poses with a steampunk scientist at the Halloween Party. One girl
Read MoreClown Works for the DC Government, Molests Children
Fat 50 year old kid touching clowns deserve government contracts according to the Washington DC government. From MyFoxDC here: Kids
Read MoreObama Traded Terrorist for BP Oil Rights
Remember all those liberals protesting the Iraq war because they swore the US was invading strictly because they had oil?
Read MoreLimited Edition Childhood Nightmare Plates
I need this plate to help round out my series of creepy dishes. I already have the Elvis in his
Read MoreThe Post Where I Compare Myself to Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp hates the clowns. Just like me. He is quoted here at Fox saying: Johnny Depp Fears: Clowns Clourophobia
Read MoreNo More Childhood Fears
I often worry that my child is TOO fearless. Cartney will dive underwater. Jump into your arms from six steps
Read MoreI Hate Circus Deer
My stance on clowns is well documented. But any forest critters who go over to the unfunny dark side of
Read More10:30 PM Music: Pink – “Funhouse”
I mentioned earlier that angry chick lyrics are just the best. Pink is one of those female rockers that do
Read MoreTranny Clown Robs Beer Emporium
This is why you don’t let their kind into the store. What a Tranny Clown would look like. This tale
Read MoreAt a Clown Funeral, Is the Casket Like a Clown Car?
Clowns are pictured below finally doing something funny. Burying another clown. How they got the casket to shut on those
Read MoreDownTown the Clown Jailed for Kiddie Porn
What a shock! A lovable clown who hangs around with children as much as possible, dresses like clowns and Santa
Read MoreIf This is the Cure, Let’s Keep the Disease
Yeah, I know we need to find a cure for Multiple Sclerosis. But publishing a Naked Clown Calendar is not
Read MoreThe Clown’s Prayer
While reading FARK, I came across this nugget that I thought was creepy and humorous- The Clown’s Prayer. It sounds
Read MoreCrazy Clay-Faced Mimes
This skit from the Muppet Show is over 30 years old and its still fascinating today. The clay faces are
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