Generation Gimme Marches on Washington for a Pillow Fight
Millenials marched on Washington DC over the weekend for an important cause. No, it wasn’t to protest the lack of
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Met the Pants Down Fairy
And she was awesome, plus of course, pants down.
Read MoreMy DownTown in Legos
No, I didn’t build this. It’s in the Railroad museum.
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Oh Florida! Old Man Burned Lesbian Child Hoarders Trailer
In Miami, an old man, who is a registered sex offender, set fire to a mattress outside of a trailer
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Psycho Ex Girlfriend Tries to Burn House Down With Bacon
This story has it all- a psycho ex-girlfriend, drunk texting and weaponized bacon. From KSL here: Cameo Adawn Crispi, 31
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This is What it’s Like to be an Engineer Amongst Sales Wonks
Yeah, I’ve been in meetings like this. The problem with this engineer is he didn’t berate all the idiots around
Read MoreTree Doctor Should Try Welding Next
If you make a living climbing trees, it helps if you know how to operate a chain saw. This guy
Read MoreBig Ass Bunny-Eyed Fish
A lady caught the first recorded albino Blue Marlin. The article doesn’t explicitly say whether or not the catch was
Read MoreGreat Big Beautiful Tomorrow
Hanging out with friends in Magic Kingdom and I found this great poster in Tomorrowland for the Carousel of Progress.
Read MoreRapper Gets Shot in Drive By In Mom’s Funeral Procession
What? A Rapper got shot in a driveby on the way to bury his dead mom? The Hell You Say!
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The Idiocy of Earth Hour Summed Up in One Tweet
From a fire department. Leftists are pretty likely to injure themselves when they turn off the lights. Have a safe
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Winter Garden Citrus Posters
Hanging out in downtown Winter Garden collecting photos of the old Citrus Brands that used to ship via rail on
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Earth Hour is for Retards
Ezra Levant nails it with his analysis of eco-religious cultists who want to roll back advancements in human achievement.
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Taiwanese Animators Take On Democrat California Senator Leland Yee
This is hilarious. Not too sure what the Lobster is for though.
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Oh Florida! Instant Karma for Road Rage
In Florida, there are no rules. One redneck driver flipped off a woman and then spun out and wrecked his
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Obama’s Foreign Policy in 30 Seconds
This is how Obama is dealing with Syria, Russia, Iran, North Korea… And I’m sure he thinks there is a
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Defining Social Justice
Whenever some liberal uses the phrase “social justice” watch out. They want to take your money, often by violence.
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French Going Galt
Modern France was born into its socialist suicide pact with its hideous revolution. Now anyone with a brain is getting
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All the Bad Words a Kid Knows
I’m pretty sure my kid would pretty much provide the same list. That Butt-Teeth one is pretty original tho!
Read MoreOh Florida! Epic Friday Night on the Town!
I gotta party with this guy. From News13 here: A Volusia County man has been arrested after he set fire
Read MoreIts Bacon Candy!
I visited a candy shop in Winter Park, FL yesterday called Rocket Fizz. They had the largest collection of bacon
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Noon Music: Go Remy – “Isn’t It Ironic?”
Remy is back, this time lampooning clueless Senator Feinstein to the tune of Alanis’ iconic ironic hit.
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Aced It on Highland Links
A great date night is when the Missus says “go ahead and play some Golden Tee!” I did and this
Read MoreDing Dong! Full Disclosure Is Dead
Full Disclosure was a listserv based email system and website that glorified in the release of uncorroborated security vulnerabilities. I’m
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Killer Tumbleweeds
This guy’s girlfriend is terrified of tumbleweeds. I’m sure if they break up, she will find a few tumbleweeds in
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