Democrat Memes All Revolve Around “Shut Up!”
And this pretty much proves it. Shut down debate and declare yourself the winner at all costs.
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Obama’s Bumbling Has Ruined America’s Space Presence
Obama twisted the dagger in the American space program quite thoroughly. He nixed the shuttle programs, cancelled any plans to
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Please Keep Interviewing Donald Sterling for the Lulz
Sterling goes off on Magic Johnson and how he was baited into saying racist things. Lets keep these coming! So
Read MoreRapper’s Rod Reattached
Andre Johnson cut off his own wiener in a pot-hazed act of depression, but is happy to report that the
Read MoreOh Florida! Zombie Killing Weapons Stashed in Coffin
A cop found a cache of bizarre weapons, most likely used for a zombie apocalypse, stashed in a coffin at
Read MoreGamma Lasers and Antimatter
This article has tons of sciency stuff that might make you think that we can now create a Hulk at
Read MoreEPA Jerking It
An EPA employee admitted to the Inspector General that he watches between 4 and 6 hours of porn per day
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Disneyland Let You Shoot Real Indians
Ah, the good ol’ days! On Tom Sawyer’s Island in the ’50s you could gather in Fort Wilderness, pick up
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Crappy Way to Die: Conked by Commode
And here I thought the soccer fans in the UK were assholes!
Read MoreIslam Continues Its War on Women
An islamist group destroyed a village and kidnapped 220 high school girls and sold them into slavery. Isn’t Islam grand?
Read MoreTarget Fires CEO Following Data Breach
This is actually a rarity in my opinion. Countless of corporations have suffered massive data breaches, and people are not
Read MoreDude Dies in Fortune Cookie Machine
So, not so fortunate for this guy. Cops in Houston are still investigating why they had to scrape a mangled
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Baltimore Finally Collapsing Into Hell
All of the rains on the east coast conspired to send portions of Baltimore collapsing into hell. It’s a good
Read MoreOh Florida! Tampa Man Busted Using Cellphone Jammer
A man in Florida constructed his own cell phone jammer and was blanking out the calls of every driver on
Read MoreRich White Liberal Politicians in San Jose Want to Put Homeless in Sheds
Ah the altruistic heart of liberals! In San Jose, where only four homeless people managed to die during the “cold”
Read MoreAmy Farrah Fowler Busted for Horse Sex
An ugly tranny named Donald Waelde who apparently was going for the Amy Farrah Fowler look as a female, posted
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Why Lawyers Make the Big Bucks
Being a lawyer is all about arguing. And often, arguing with idiots.
Read MoreFood Safety Confab in Baltimore Pretty Much Guarantees Food Poisoning
Baltimore is a filthy, sick city, filled with slacker workers. If you want proof, just look at what happened with
Read MoreAwkward Horrible No Good Face Painting
Steve Triola, aka Downtown Clown, who most certainly is not a child molester, demonstrates the worst techniques in painting little
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Pot Edibles Often Contaminated with E-Coli; Pesticides
If you are good at being a baker, you can operate a bakery for a profit. If you can’t bake
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Symantec Now Patching Windows XP Flaws
Earlier this month, Microsoft told everyone still too lazy to upgrade their operating system from Windows XP to something built
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Greatest Play in Baseball
Neck-bearded bell-bottom-wearing hippies were everywhere. Jimmy Carter was well on his way to becoming President. This man made the greatest
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Cartney’s First Catch
The Easter Bunny brought Cartney a kid’s fishing rod for Easter. It came with rod, reel, two bobbers and several
Read MoreLA Clippers Owner Painted as Racist By Slutty Girlfriend
Donald Sterling owns the LA Clippers. I’d never heard of him before this “scandal” broke where he made somewhat racist
Read MoreFillmore’s Bumper Stickers
We were hanging out in the Radiator Springs section of the Art of Animation Resort and got to see all
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