Oh Florida! First Recorded Case of Squirrel Ass Reported
A Florida man got shot in the ass while he was wearing a squirrel for underwear or something. But now
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Islam Continues the Real War on Women
This chick was beaten and stoned to death in an honor killing because she refused to marry her cousin.
Read MoreOh Florida! Ghetto Dog Fighting Ring Busted
Cops raided a home a few nights ago in Apopka FL, arresting 26 thug-life idiots who were engaging in animal
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Animated Versus Live Action: Maleficent and Sleeping Beauty
This comparison is pretty spectacular. The Maleficent Trailer Gets Animated – Oh My Disney on Disney Video
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50 Cent’s Worst First Pitch Ever
Famed rap star was keepin’ it real while throwing out the first pitch at a Mets game. He should stick
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Macaulay Culkin’s Horrible New Band
Macaulay Culkin has a new band where he covers the Velvet Underground but changes the words with pizza. And it’s
Read MoreStupid Oregon Teen Wrecks in Tunnel
He was playing the “hold your breath game” trying to get through the tunnel, but he passed out and had
Read MoreManuel Aribe Croaked; Leaves Behind Fortune in Cheetos Powder
The world’s fattest and worthless human has finally died, but he left behind a virtual fortune in Cheetos Powder that
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Sabu Gets Away With Time Served
He helped put away leftist anarchistic hacker Jeremy Hammond. He snitched for the lulz. Now Sabu is going to walk
Read MoreSmell of Sweaty Jocks Makes You Homophobic or Something
Some researchers from an Arkansas school found that people become anti-gay bigots if they smell stinky sweaty guy odors. From
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Another Albino Harvested by Witch Doctors for Potions
They are still murdering albinos in Tanzania to use their body parts for potions and spells. From the Indepentent here:
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The War on Boys
Prager University nails it.
Read MoreGet Invincea’s Free Research Edition
There are very few new technologies in the market that are poised to make a substantial impact on how endpoints
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Helping the Luddites
Amy Schumer nails what it’s like to help luddite relatives figure the simplest tasks on a computer.
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James O’Keefe Takes on Hollywood Propaganda and Fracking
This is a great sting video, where he catches liberal eco-fascitsts in power in Hollywood conspiring to create a great
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Baltimore Cleaning the Inner Harbor
As I said before, Baltimore is a scumbag city. Its inhabitants, all Democrat, love to pollute the waterfront. Baltimore finally
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McDonald’s New Mascot is the Jar Jar Binks of Fast Food
The new McDonalds mascot is a giant toothy Happy Meal box with wire arms and suspicious eyes. He wants to
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Shots Rang Out in the Ghetto
Orange County has one neighborhood that is so bad that cops always go there with backup- sometimes 6 to 8
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Patton Oswalt Confronts His H8rs
You either love or hate Patton Oswalt. I happen to think he is brilliant and really hilarious at times, but
Read MoreOh Florida! Hooker Hides Pot in Her Snizz
Some rich Florida lawyer tried to shortchange his hooker and she called the cops to complain. The cops ended up
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Stormtroopers Discover Earth’s Popular Playlists
From Star Wars Weekend. Stormtroopers appreciate good music.
Read MoreAhsoka Training a Youngling
Caught this yesterday at Star Wars Weekend. A tiny girl dressed as her favorite Jedi got to meet Ahsoka Tano.
Read MoreDemocrat War on Women: Marilyn Monroe Murdered by Kennedys?
The DailyMail has a story about how Bobby Kennedy, after poon-swapping with his President brother, ordered the murder of Marilyn
Read MoreRingling Bros Circus Sweeps Up $25 Million in Settlements Against Animal Rights Groups
In South Florida several years ago, you couldn’t go down the freeways without seeing billboards that were put in place
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The Norkies Finally Get Nintendo!
Things move slowly in North Korea where embargoes and the distinct lack of electricity prevent the glorious workers from enjoying
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