Guardians of the Galaxy Music Parody
Ever since I watched this movie, this song has been on heavy rotation by my inner DJ. And these guys
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Obama Disavows Pulling Troops From Iraq
This President is such a liar. He is not even a JV executive. He’d have made an excellent greenskeeper at
Read MoreThe Liberal Sainthood of Robin Williams
Robin Williams was not a happy man, as is obvious by his decision to swing by a belt until Mr.
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Air Conditioning Was Resisted by Luddites
I didn’t really know about air conditioning and how or when it became popular. The Engineer guy shines some lights
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Clickbait Sites Serve Malware
Sites like Buzzfeed and Answers.com compile lists of drivel with fantastic titles and try to entice people to click on
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O’Keefe Crosses the Border Dressed Like Bin Laden
Project Veritas’ James O’Keefe shows just how easy it is to sneak across the Texas border. He even dresses like
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Email: 420Magazine Admins Put Down Bong; Patch Website
I got a late night email exchange from the administrators of 420magazine.com, a website that I reported had been delivering
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Lets Go On a Safari!
This would totally happen to me on an African Safari. Getting the minivan boinked by an elephant is on the
Read MoreKey West Sunset
Hanging out in Key West instead of going to Blackhat in Vegas. Blogging is slow ‘cuz ISLAND TIME!
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Hold My Beer and Watch This: 90 LB Tuna Gaffed off Dock
This is how easy fishing is in the Keys sometimes. Some local yokels free-gaffed a 90 LB Yellowfin Tuna as
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This is For the SeaWorld H8rs
For all the blackfish activists that love to say that whales should be released back into the wild. Sure! They
Read MoreGot the TShirt: Hakunah MEATata!
I love the Lion King. So Tasty! I got this tshirt on TeeFury, but now I’m all hungry for lion
Read MoreHot Burlesque Clown
Usually not a fan of clowns, but this one is hot. This is on the wall of the Hen House,
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BONK! Giraffes and Overpasses Don’t Mix
I knew I could rely on the Taiwanese Animators to give me a great animated version of this story.
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The Engineering of Packaging
From the Engineer Guy.
Read MoreOh Florida! Flesh Eating Disease From Gulf
This story is pretty creepy. A man spent an afternoon crabbing, caught a bacterial infection and was dead in 28
Read MoreStoner Magazine Harshing Buzzes by Serving Malware
I use the Invincea Research Edition in my day-to-day job investigating malware. I found this humorous exploit uploaded on the
Read MoreGorgeous Day for a Ride
The poker run to benefit Fragile X is on!
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CISSP Clownage
As I’d mentioned before, the new head of ISC2 once threatened to have my CISSP revoked because I dared to
Read MoreA Bad Day Fishin’
Is still better than a good day workin’. My kid with Mr Jimmy on the lake. Heading up to Carolina
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Congratulations President Mom Britches
Mom-jeans wearing, teacher’s lounge, inept President has brought back the Cold War. Even the Media is beginning to turn. Time
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Great Thomas Jefferson Tweet
This is a pretty good collection of pearls of wisdom from Thomas Jefferson. Lots of people should take heed of
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Nightmare Fuel: Eating This Clown’s Cereal
Creep Factor 20.
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