Give TSA a Message Via XRAY!
I’m getting fed up with the high school dropouts enrolling in the new make-work program of the TSA, which stands
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Ouch. Barbaro Xrays
The Xray was published showing the 25 screws that are helping to hold the bone splint in place on Barbaro.
Read MoreTree Doctor Should Try Welding Next
If you make a living climbing trees, it helps if you know how to operate a chain saw. This guy
Read MoreOrganic Farmers Arrested for Cantaloupe Listeria Outbreak
Organic farmers that refuse to use pesticides, wash the produce with anti-bacterial solution or use xrays to kill bacteria, tend
Read MoreTSA Agents are Retarded: Post Child Porn on Facebook
Meet Tom Gordon, Jr. He’s a TSA agent who enjoyed patting down little kids at airports has now been suspended
Read MoreIts Official: The TSA Considers Americans its Enemies
I have been patted down in airports abroad. Its not a big deal, and in fact, it goes quicker than
Read MoreWe Created the TSA to Protect Us From Terrorists on Planes. Who Can we Get to Protect Us From the TSA?
As I’ve said before, I will say again. TSA employees are retards. They will stop a white boy named Patrick
Read MoreTSA Employees are Retards: Tiny Penised People Confiscate Screw Driver Bits
Meet Ronaldo Negrin, the fat TSA worker with a tiny penis. His penis, like most TSA employees, is so tiny
Read MoreDagger in the Ass
A woman in the UK was robbed at knifepoint. And after the crook took her money, he gave her something
Read MoreWhy Must We Be Tortured At Airports?
High parking fees. Long waits for shuttles to the terminal. Surly baggage handlers and ridiculous fees for checked bags. Long
Read MoreThe Keys to an Ambulance Ride
I used to think it was only annoying that our kid will grab our car keys and then run away
Read MoreBelchSpeak’s Best of 2006
2006 was a remarkable year in my life, and much of it was documented on the pages of this blog.
Read MoreDoes Your Ass Get VCast?
Can it play MP3’s? The asses of four MS-13 gang members in jail in El Salvador can. In this Xray
Read MoreBarbaro Survival is a Longshot
Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro has developed a severe case of laminitis, a potentially fatal disease brought on by uneven weight
Read MoreSuperman Returns- Avoids Child Support
If he could see the new Superman movie, Christopher Reeve would be rolling over in his grave- that is, uh,
Read MoreHang ‘Em High
Three Club Gitmo guests checked out of the tropical terrorist resort and spa without paying their tab. Bastards. From the
Read MoreDoctor Improvises Medical Tool- Kills Patient
An idiot Doctor with a checkered past was allowed to operate in a Hawaiian hospital to perform spinal surgery. The
Read MoreOpen Up and Say AHHHH!
An idiot Muslim who failed his false god of Muhammed by bungling his attempts to kill infidels in his unholy
Read MoreCMU Claims Cellphones Can Crash Planes
The propellor-heads at Carnegie Mellon are sniffing around for more tax dollars, and this time, it is to create a
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