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Symantec Now Patching Windows XP Flaws
Earlier this month, Microsoft told everyone still too lazy to upgrade their operating system from Windows XP to something built
Read MoreSymantec Admits Endpoint Security is a Failure
The New York Times being hacked by the Chinese is making the rounds of news these days. I’m mostly ‘meh’
Read MoreFacebook Song is Worst Since Symantec Song
This facebook song has all the makings of a horrible Corporate song: Ugly chicks, bad rap lyrics and a mulleted
Read MoreSymantec to Customers: Only a Fool Would Use PCAnywhere Now
Symantec released a whitepaper that quickly glosses over that they were pwn3d back in 2006 and lost the source code
Read MoreSymantec Confesses to P0wnage? Maybe Not?
Symantec has been p0wn3d according to hackers. And after strong denials of a penetration the hacker group came forward and
Read MoreSymantec to Break Up After Gobbling Acquisitions?
After Symantec blew 10 Billion dollars plus a Billion in back taxes on bloatware Veritas, their stock has been on
Read MoreSymantec Gets a New Logo
Symantec Gets a New Logo, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Symantec ditched their glossy yin/yang symbol and have adopted a new
Read MoreMost Facepalm Inducing Marketing Campaign is From Symantec
Symantec has a ridiculous super-fail teamup contest featuring noted criminal pothead and gunslinger Snoop Dogg. They are running a contest
Read MoreSymantec Has Problems and PIFTS.EXE is its Name UPDATE: Forum is TitsUp
A recent update to the Symantec Norton Antivirus has somehow embarrassed Symantec. It included a file called PIFTS.EXE that attempted
Read MoreSymantec’s John Thompson to be Commerce Secretary?
Symantec’s John Thompson, along with future CEO of Symantec, Enrique Salem, recently told the corporate employees during an all hands
Read MoreSymantec to Employees: You’re Fired! And We are Giving Your Personal Information to Criminals
It sucks to get fired. After the initial shock, you have to scramble to make ends meet, work with creditors
Read MoreSymantec’s John Thompson Drives Company Into Ditch; Flees on Foot
John Thompson spent the past five years heading Symantec Corporation, and the stock has not moved one dime. His strategy
Read MoreSymantec to Layoff 800
Or as John Thompson, CEO puts it, 4.5%. Despite making a profit and despite coming in a few million bucks
Read MoreSymantec Buys MessageLabs for 700 Million Bucks
Symantec elbowed its way into the Software as a Service (SaaS) space by buying email scrubbing company MessageLabs for 700
Read MoreLawsuit Determines Symantec and ISS Stole Patented Tech for IDSes
ISS’s RealSecure Intrusion Detection System and (I think) Manhunt from Symantec had incorporated anamoly detection capabilities into their software that
Read MoreHacker Menu From Symantec ISTR
If you are a member of the Hacker Underground who can’t get your own ill-gotten gains, you can always buy
Read MoreSymantec Treats CyberSitter as a Virus
It seems that Symantec is treating Solid Oak’s Cybersitter software as a virus. And those people who have cybersitter and
Read MoreSymantec Scares the BeJeebus Out of Its Customers
The Deepsight Threat Management system, owned and operated by Symantec, is a valuable tool for many large enterprises. It is essentially
Read MoreWhat Symantec Sings to Shareholders
I have no idea why this has escaped my attention until now. Holy Crap, this must be the song that
Read MoreSymantec to Fire Ten Percent
One in ten Symantec employees will don their yellow suits and go stand in the unemployment line, according to F*ckedcompany.
Read MoreSymantec Accuses Microsoft of “Conflict of Interest”
Symantec’s CEO John Thompson is bravely captaining his company through a maelstrom of troubles. Faced with tough competition from McAfee
Read MoreAs Vista Nears Release, Symantec Cries Louder
Symantec is still whining loudly and throwing tantrums about Microsoft making Vista more secure. The whining and lawsuits are not
Read MoreSymantec Still Whining, Stomping Feet Over Vista
Symantec is still crying foul because Microsoft is finally doing what security critics for years have been urging Microsoft to
Read MoreYahoo Bundles Symantec Security Products
This is a good move for Symantec, and a likely lifeline that will keep Symantec around for a while. In
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