Of Course Clowns Have Killed Kids for Centuries
I saw this over at Threedonia and was hardly surprised. I don’t have an account at Ancestry.Com where this little
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Stranded Travelers Now Must Also Endure Clowns
I barely got out of Eurpoe last week before too much of the region was crippled by the snow. Thousands
Read MoreFirst You Ban Clown Shoes. Next You Ban the Clowns.
Usually the Nanny state is banning stuff that seems perfectly harmless in the name of safety, but I think this
Read MoreNot All Clowns Rape
Some just take a half million dollars from 90 year-old widows. Meet Carrie Williams. This despicable woman stole a
Read MoreIllegal Alien Kiddie Porn Clown Performing at Kids Parties American Clowns Won’t Do
Thanks to Trench, we know of Alexander Zacarias, a 40 year old illegal alien truck washer, who gets dolled up
Read MoreThis is Why Clowns Are Bad for Kids
There were always too many parents watching when Klutzo the Clown, aka Paul Carlock, would go to parties and church
Read MoreThe Trouble with Troubled Clowns
The Daily Press is running a story about Spunky the Drug Smuggling Clown, who is boo-hooing in sad-clown makeup about
Read MoreTwo Clowns Shot Dead; Crowd Cheers
Finally! A Clown Act that I can really cheer for. No more throwing confetti from buckets. No more cramming clowns
Read MoreGod Hates Clowns Too
I have mentioned before that I hate clowns. I don’t really know where this hatred originated- I think sometime around
Read More4th July Clowns
I am not too sure when it was in my life that I started hating clowns. I don’t recall being
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Liberals Oppose GMOs but Don’t Know What They Are
Jimmy Kimmel beclowns California liberals who don’t like GMOs. Some claim that they give the body a negative vibration or
Read MoreHot Burlesque Clown
Usually not a fan of clowns, but this one is hot. This is on the wall of the Hen House,
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CISSP Clownage
As I’d mentioned before, the new head of ISC2 once threatened to have my CISSP revoked because I dared to
Read MoreAwkward Horrible No Good Face Painting
Steve Triola, aka Downtown Clown, who most certainly is not a child molester, demonstrates the worst techniques in painting little
Read MoreCreepy Stare-Down Clown
A creepy clown is terrifying a UK town by simply standing on his sidewalk and glaring at people driving and
Read MorePutin Pwns Obama Again
First Putin allowed NSA leaker Snowden to have political asylum in Russia. And now Putin has clowned Obama again by
Read MoreStill The Greatest Show on Earth
Took the family to see Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus last night and that is still one of the
Read MoreParty Clown Threatens Me With LOLsuit and Assault!
I got an email from a demented, probable murderous children’s party clown by the name of Steve Triola, who’s email
Read MoreBumbles Bounce! Fat Lady Says Fatness Saved Her Life
I blogged this the other day, but didnt have this epic photo of the fatty that plummeted through the sidewalk
Read MoreAnimal Rights Group Pays Ringling Bros. 9 Million Bucks
That’s a lot of peanuts for the elephants. The ASPCA, that bullshit charity organization that murders hundreds and thousands of
Read MoreA Clown Did Something Funny At Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
A clown was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade doing his normal routine of terrifying children with his big feet,
Read MoreSwatter and Cold Cuts
Swatter and Cold Cuts, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Chick-fil-A continues to make comic books for kids featuring super-powered
Read MoreKevin Clash AKA Elmo Puppeteered a 16 YO Boy’s Ass
Elmo has been part of my child’s life since he was old enough to watch TV. We have a half-dozen
Read MoreProject Veritas Makes Eric Holder Look Like a Clown
Its all about the voter ID laws that Eric Holder is trying to strike down in southern states. ERic Holder
Read MoreHealing the Monkey Wounds
Remember this story from 2009? Charla Nash had her freakin’ face and hands torn off by a rampaging Chimpanzee. Cops
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