Addicts Don’t Float: Rodney King Found Dead
Rodney King was the deadliest addict in the history of the State of California, having 55 deaths under his belt,
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Death of a Snitch
Henry Hill died today at age 69. He was a gangster who turned evidence on organized crime bosses. Eventually he
Read MoreWhat’s German for “Tranny Hag?”
The German Professor at Georgia University regularly took out backpage ads to blow dudes while he was dressed up as
Read MoreMidgets Pissed that Tall People Were Cast for Snow White Movie
A prominent midget group is hopping mad over being left out of the casting call for the roles of dwarves
Read MoreRichard Dawson Kisses the World Goodbye
Richard Dawson was famous for his role on Hogan’s Heroes but he was really the man who made the Family
Read MoreDetroit to Shutoff Lights to the Poor
If you live in a “distressed” neighborhood in Detroit, meaning black, poor, and crime riddled, Detroit has a solution. Shutout
Read MoreYahoo! Fires CEO! Again!
Yahoo is still struggling as a company. The latest CEO, Scott Thompson, who took over the CEO job this past
Read MoreRussian SuperJet Smashes Into Indonesian Volcano
Russian. Superjet. Volcano. Epic fail. And the big kicker is that the name of the volcano sounds like a Vulcan
Read MoreRedhook Brewery Accident
I heard about this horrible accident up in New Hampshire and instantly wondered why someone was welding on an empty
Read MoreReason 900 to HomeSchool: Crazed Old Teacher Won’t Fake Assassinate Your Whole Class
Virginia is sadly the school shooting capital of the US. There have been multiple incidents on the VA Tech campus
Read MoreObama Killed Space Program; Space Shuttle Does DC Victory Lap
Obama’s biggest accomplishment outside of record deficits, government bailouts, Solyndra, and debt, might be the complete and utter decimation of
Read MoreGSA Waste is Getting Silly Now
I have nothing really against professionals getting together for a conference, even as a reward for hard work. Having been
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Say Secret Service Members Caught With Whores
A great treatment by the Taiwanese animators showing the misbehavin’ Secret Service Agents. The guys who were busted buying hookers
Read MoreTSA Agents Will Steal Your iPads
Meet Clayton Dovel. He was a TSA agent that was screening checked luggage. When he found iPads in them, he
Read MoreStupid Woman Lulzed to Death on Internets
Meet Claudia Boerner. She’s dead now thanks to the awesome power of Al Gore’s internets. Besides her massive D cups,
Read MoreAl Gore’s Network Responds to Olbermann Lolsuit
Not that you could find the channel in your cable lineup, but there is this TV Channel called “Current TV”
Read MoreByron Sonne’s Stash of Potassium Chlorate Destroyed
As noted earlier, Byron Sonne had hidden a large stash of incendiary material in the backyard garden in his ex-wife’s
Read MoreTSA Agent in Craigslist Orgy
So what do TSA agents do when they get bored groping people all day long? They go to Craigslist orgies
Read MoreHow a Utopian Society Punishes Offenders
North Korea executed a military officer for being drunk during the forced crying sessions mourn the loss of the Dear
Read MoreKeepin’ It Real: Rap Video Ends in Gunshots and Some Dude’s Head Run Over
Ah, the city of Brotherly Love. In Philly last night, some delinquent was shooting a rap video that attracted all
Read MoreIts Official: Whitney Houston Died as a Crackhead
Whitney Houston’s blood had more drugs in it than a WalGreens. From CNN here: Coroner: Houston drowned after cocaine use
Read MoreOprah Fired Rosie
For five months, Oprah Winfree has been trying to make a go of having her own cable channel. For some
Read MoreReason 376 to HomeSchool: Special Ed Slut Won’t Have a Threesome With Your 13 YO & Friend
Meet Holly Lopez. She teaches math to special needs kids and lives in a town called “Pflugerville.” She sent over
Read MoreAye Carumba! Pinto Beans Now With Real Latin Flavor
An old Mexican dude was buried alive under several tons of pinto beans. They even had to get inmates from
Read MoreJob Opening At PayPal
Ugh, this is sad. An executive at PayPal, battling mental illness, apparently threw himself in front of a commuter train
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