Michigan Man Let Fattie Wife Die in Filth
The forty year old Yolanda Reese-Brooks pushed out several kids and then got so fat that she didn’t move anymore.
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All New Bumblebee Tuna Now With Fresh Latino Taste
Filed under the worst way to die- A Latino man somehow managed to get himself killed in a giant steamer
Read MoreReason 728 to HomeSchool: Bus Driver Tells Child He Should Have Been Aborted for Supporting Romney
A 78 Year Old bus driver in North Carolina bullied a 10-year old boy at a Catholic School and told
Read MoreFlame On You Protesting Ninnies!
Pro tip: when you are burning effigies and flags during a hissy fit of rage, wait until AFTER the guy
Read MoreTSA Agent Busted Red-Handed With Stolen iPad
All TSA Agents steal. If not outright property belonging to travelers, they steal tax dollars that are spent by the
Read MoreEPA Sends Che Guevara Email to Celebrate Hispanic Month
Susie Goldring works at the EPA and has the rights to send email to the entire staff. In celebration of
Read MoreProof That Obama’s Speeches Are Same Tired Drivel
The Barack Obama Empty Chair Echo Chamber. Same retreaded promises and slogans. Time to get rid of the sloganizer in
Read MoreJon McNaughton’s Obamanation Painting
This outstanding artist has captured all of Obama’s radical failures as President. And this video is going viral. His website
Read MoreRap Mogul Kills Self in Basement Drive-By
Chris Lighty gunned himself down in an apparent HipHop suicide. He was a nice guy and didn’t have any enemies,
Read MoreGoing to Hell in a Ghille Suit
You know how they weed out the stupid in Montana? Meth and running over ‘Squatches. Randy Lee Tenley thought it
Read MorePCP, Coke, Pot, Booze and Buoyancy of a Brick
What is the cause of Rodney King’s Death? Of course Rodney King was stoned out of his mind when he
Read MoreDaycare Fightclub
Tiana Harris, 19, Lisa Parker, 47, and Estefania Myers, 21, were operating a daycare out of a home and taking
Read MoreCuddleFail: Dogs Eat Stupid Dog Rescuer
Rebecca Carey rescued dogs no one wanted and kept them in her home where they ultimately mauled her to death.
Read MoreFat Ass Cat Died Fat
Spongebob the fat cat died this past week because he was too fat to be operated on. Its not everyday
Read MoreFormer Vante Exec Videos Chick-Fil-A Smackdown
Adam Smith, the former CFO of Chick-Fil-A seemed so proud of himself when he videotaped himself taking free water from
Read MoreScumbag Beggars Work Hard For Their Money
I don’t know if this is sad, hilarious or simply pathetic. I’d love to see someone just kick this woman’s
Read MoreLA banning 762 Pot Clinics
I can’t even believe that there are 762 pot clinics in Los Angeles. That’s more than the number of gas
Read MoreTony Robbins Frying Fools
I have no idea who this assclown Tony Robbins is, but I hear he is one of those “motivational speakers”
Read MoreGetting a New Firearm
And its not a traditional weapon either. This one kills flies. With Salt. Watch:
Read MoreLULZ: Visa Disallows Payments for Medical Marijuana
Loads of potheads and hippies are completely butthurt over their inability to purchase their “medical” marijuana at California dispensaries using
Read MoreDarwin Wins; Nigerian Spam Lessens Somewhat
A gasoline tanker in Nigeria jackknifed and overturned. Gasoline was leaking everywhere. Idiotic villagers swamped the fuel spill with buckets
Read MoreSo Long, Andy
Andy Griffith died today at 86. He was a fantastic actor and a very funny comedian. Here is one of
Read MoreThorin Montgomery Played Russian Roulette and Won
Ah, the big winner. Some idiotic teenager named Thorin Montgomery took himself out of the genepool in spectacular and hilarious
Read MoreKatie Holmes is Done With Crazy Tom
Tom Cruise once claimed that sex with him was like flying on an airplane. Well it seems that Katie Holmes
Read MoreCuddleFail: Wolves Eat ZooKeeper
The saddest thing about this story is that Kevin James was not devoured by rabid wolves. Unfortunately, a Swedish zookeeper
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