No Bathrooms on Subway Cars
An idiot killed himself in New York by trying to drop a deuce between cars of a moving train. He
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Aaron Swartz Becomes An Hero After Stealing Computer Data
If there is anything I’ve learned over the past few years its that anyone that brands themselves an “internet activist”
Read MoreRapper Rhymes Badly; Live Tweets Shooting Himself in a Driveby
An hero Seattle Rapper “Freddy E” also known as Frederick Buhl, aged 22, took to twitter to torture his followers
Read MoreLike Raaaiiin On Your Wedding Day- Lottery Winner Murdered by Poisoning
Sing it Alanis: From DailyMail here: A hardworking immigrant who won $1 million on the Illinois Lottery last summer died
Read MorePeople Are Still Holding Candlelight Vigils for Whitney Houston
If you do a Google Image Search for “candlelight vigil whitney” there are quite a few hilarious images. I don’t
Read MoreFat Stinky Union Workers Determine Your Social Security Eligibility
I’ve done some work up in Baltimore at the Social Security Administration HQ. That joint is bleak. It has tron-style
Read MoreUPS Guy Steals iPad Mini Left on Doorstep by FedEx Guy
The UPS guy in this video is likely in a union and an Obama voter, and is supposed to be
Read MoreUS Secret Service Stored Backup Tapes on the DC Metro
The Secret Service was supposed to store its backup tapes offsite at an Olney Maryland location. But the Marylander they
Read MoreDon’t Fall for the Lightspeed Express Money Mule Scam
Russian criminals are currently spamming Americans with emails promising lucrative work at home opportunities with a company that is supposedly
Read MoreTSA Screener Busted Stealing Tech From Travelers
Yet another crook employed by the TSA has been busted stealing iPads from travelers. Sean Henry of Brooklyn New York
Read MoreReason 510 to HomeSchool: Lesbian Pedophile Won’t Rape Your 13 YO Daughter
Meet Urszula Jankowska. She is a 33 year old lesbian English teacher at the Williamsburg High School for Architecture and
Read MoreWinner Winner Cockroach Dinner
Life is all about the decisions you make. Take Edward Archbold here, for instance. Eddie was a tattoo aficionado and
Read MoreA Clown Did Something Funny At Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
A clown was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade doing his normal routine of terrifying children with his big feet,
Read MoreKevin Clash Was Just a Rich Internet Pedo-Troll
A lawyer for a man who claimed Kevin Clash sexually abused him when he was underage now claims that two
Read MoreLindsey Stone Pisses Off the World
Lindsay Stone took a stupid picture of herself being disrespectful outside the tomb of the unknown soldier at Arlington National
Read MoreElmo Quits Sesame Street in Wake of Second Underage Accuser
Pedophiles just can’t get enough victims. Its never just one. Kevin Clash, puppeteer for Elmo, resigned today in the wake
Read MoreAnti-Gay Marriage Female Lawyer Abducted Teen; Forced Her to Have Sex On Camera
Meet Lisa Biron. She is an activist for a thinktank that lobbies against gay marriage. When she’s not doing that,
Read MoreWhoops: Al Queda Sysadmin Will Catch a Bullet to the Brain
Back in 2001 I was working at a startup that monitored customer logfiles and IDS alerts for security violations. At
Read MoreThe Greedy Unions Killed the Twinkie
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches will not be the same without Wonder Bread, thanks to the greedy lowlifes in the
Read MoreReason 149 to Homeschool: Rapist Teacher Won’t Fake Teenage Sleepovers
Meet Danielle Reed. She’s not too pretty, and after spending a small fortune on a college degree to become a
Read MoreHostess Goes Galt, Closes Striking Plants in Democrat Cities
I’m a huge fan of Hostess products and have been since I was a kid. From the Twinkies to the
Read MoreKevin Clash AKA Elmo Puppeteered a 16 YO Boy’s Ass
Elmo has been part of my child’s life since he was old enough to watch TV. We have a half-dozen
Read MoreCIA Director Petraeus Caught With Pants Down
The FBI was conducting an investigation into Former General David Petraeus’ biographer Paula Broadwell who had been trying to access
Read MoreObama Spikes the Layoff Football
The disaster that is Obamacare is prompting companies large and small to fire and layoff workers. We knew it was
Read MoreObama’s Last Night as President
May as well put one more black guy on the unemployment line.
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