Corona Beer Now Has Authentic Mexican Flavor
Seven Mexicans climbed into a large cistern at the Corona Beer Plant in Mexico and died. Thankfully, according to the
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Graffiti Artist Completes Best Work Yet
In Sacramento, CA a man lowered himself on a rope from the top of a 18 story building in an
Read MoreReason 114 to HomeSchool: Teachers Would Rather Cheat Than Educate
Atlanta has some of the worst schools in the country. Instead of churning out graduates, they churn outdropouts, welfare cheats
Read MorePunisher-Style Vigilante Slayings in Mexico
There have been 70,000 people killed in Mexico in the past 7 years due to activity related to the Drug
Read MoreAtlanta Mall Cop Fired
Farewell sweet prince. Sure was fun having you shine a bright light on Atlanta’s most ghetto mall these last few
Read MoreReason 448 to Homeschool: Menopausal Teacher Won’t Send Naked Photos of Your Kid to a Child Pornographer
Meet Kimberly Crain. She is an admitted child pornographer who snapped photos of underage girls and sent them to her
Read MoreStupid Teens Play Russian Roulette and Yes There Was a Winner
Two Michigan teens decided it would be fun on a chilly Wednesday night to play a good ol’ fashioned game
Read MoreAssault Lion Gobbles Obama Voter
No, this is not a repeat of yesterday’s story. A stupid hippie chick by the name of Dianna Hanson loved
Read MoreHugo Chavez Finally Rots Completely
Hugo Chavez had cancer of the ass that ate his socialist body from the inside out. He eventually sought treatment
Read MoreRapper Kenny Clutch Gunned Down on Vegas Strip
What?? A rapper gunned down on the Las Vegas strip who crashed his car into a taxi, setting it ablaze
Read MoreThe Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles Serves Chinese Canadian Tea
Elisa Lam was a stupid Canadian student who got lost on her backpacking vacation in Los Angeles looking for the
Read MoreObama’s Business Kiss-of-Death Affects Ray’s Hellburger
Ray’s Hellburger is an awesome restaurant in Rosslyn. I bring my out-of-town friends there for lunch and the greasy burgers
Read MoreAddiction is Terminal: Mindy McCready 5th Celebrity Rehab Death
It was so sad to hear that country music singer Mindy McCready committed suicide. She had battled addiction, inner turmoil
Read MoreLottery Winners Blow Up Home on Meth Binge
Two brothers celebrated winning 75,000 bucks in the Kansas lottery by buying a lot of pot and then cooking some
Read MoreBitter Barista Doxxed and Fired
In case you needed more proof that hipsters who pay seven bucks for a stupid cup of coffee are joyless
Read MoreYet Another Metro Suicide
If you are an attention whore, the ultimate way to off yourself to gain the most attention is to commit
Read MoreJenny McCarthy Raids Nigerian Village; Slaughters Vaccine Workers
In a daring raid, Jenny McCarthy parachuted into a remote northern Nigerian village and gunned down nine female health workers
Read MoreArpad Miklos Decides It Really Doesn’t Get Better
Gay Porn Star Arpad Miklos spent his youth and adulthood sticking his wiener in places he shouldn’t. He even did
Read MoreRedneck Demon Child Gets Whoopin’ He Deserves
An 8-year old redneck hellion was running around the Dollar General Store being completely obnoxious. For those that don’t know,
Read MoreDoughy Generation Gimme Guy Gets Fired From Boston Market
Yeah, you don’t call your customers bitches and whiny if you are in the freakin’ service industry. Ronnie here chronically
Read MoreSymantec Admits Endpoint Security is a Failure
The New York Times being hacked by the Chinese is making the rounds of news these days. I’m mostly ‘meh’
Read MoreNotorious Fake Hate Crime Hoaxer Tawana Brawley Found Working in VA Nursing Home
There are some real investigative journalists still out there. One of them works for the New York Post. Tawana Brawley,
Read MoreVideo Maker of 2 Girls 1 Cup Jailed for Indecency
Ira Isaacs made one of the most disgusting viral videos of all time. He filmed two lesbians enjoying a cup
Read MoreGreat White Still Touring South America
When I first heard that 233 people died in a fire in a Brazilian night club, I thought, Wow, I
Read MoreLesbian Hate Crimes Wife; An Hero’s Self, Family Tradition Bonus
Dallas Kristin Augustine, 32, a manly-looking lesbian was married to a hotter looking older lady of 50 named Jessie McCaskill.
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