Twinkies Are Back; Less Union Thug Cream Filling
The Hostess brand is valuable. Everyone knew that Wonder Bread and Twinkies would come back. And it did. But now
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Pot Heads Can’t Be Chemists
A pot head in California almost killed himself when he managed to douse himself with boiling hemp oil and ignited
Read MoreLight ‘Em Up: Man An Hero’s Self by Pissing on Subway’s 3rd Rail
For some reason 2013 has been the year for bizarre subway stories. Now comes the story of Brooklyn Genius Matthew
Read MoreShould Your Duck Lips Accompany Your Death Photo?
I really have no idea who started the whole fad of making duck lips for your facebook photos, but its
Read MoreCalifornia Teacher Rapes Student and Has His Baby
Meet Laura Whitehurst. She’s a 28 year old teacher with a long history of raping students she is supposed to
Read MoreBill Burr Talks About Paula Deen’s Sins
I have a beautiful wine cabinet that was made for the Paula Deen signature line of furniture. Its big and
Read MoreThug Life to Hit Broadway
A new play is in development for Broadway that features the music of Tupac. I’m pretty sure no other play
Read MoreGeorgia Stowaway Discovered in Moscow
A black man from Georgia stowed away on a jetliner by holding onto the landing gear. That was his last
Read MoreSnowden Exaggerated A Few Claims
The NSA Whistleblower did make some exaggerated claims in his released video to the Guardian. And, he had a hottie
Read MoreCrazy Liberal Actress Sent Obama Ricin Letters
A crazy liberal actress thought it would be ingenious to kill two birds with one stone- get an insta-divorce and
Read MoreContractors Build Man Caves in EPA Warehouse
Building mancaves inside of large shipping spaces in warehouses is nothing really new. It is likely that the majority of
Read MoreLulzsec’s Jeremy Hammond Pleads Guilty for the Lulz
Jeremy Hammond, a radical anarchist and sloppy hacker, pleaded guilty to hacking charges in New York in a plea bargaining
Read MoreBatShiat Amy’s Baking Company Brings the Internets Drama
Amy’s Baking Company is run by a zombie-eyed egotistical freak and her old-ass husband who may be on the run
Read MoreCuddle Fail: Zookeeper An Heros Self in Tiger Cage
Sarah McClay was a zookeeper who liked to pretend to be a kittie kat, and apparently decided to end it
Read MoreMama Always Told Richard Swanson Not To Play Ball In the Street
Richard Swanson quit his job and sold his house and was going to dribble a soccer ball all the way
Read MoreShocker: Dalton Newhouse Fries Himself Shooting Down Electric Lines
Meet Dalton Newhouse. He’s a West Virginia Trailer-dwelling gun nut and loves to shoot anything with feathers or fur. He
Read MoreThey Feed Monkeys to the Bears at the Chinese Circus
Well, to be fair, only the monkeys who don’t pedal fast enough. That first monkey got a little slow and
Read MoreAnother Drunk Chick Falls Off the Party Bus
When I first saw this story I thought I was re-reading an earlier story I wrote about here. But this
Read MoreGround Mexican 4.99 Per Pound
A man cleaning a meat grinder at a meat packing plant in Oregon somehow managed to fall into the grinder
Read MoreGitmo Lawyer Becomes An Hero
Well this is a good start: Gitmo Attorney Dead in Apparent Suicide… drudge.tw/17zUNBI — DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) May 2, 2013
Read MoreYet Another Teacher Rape
Meet Courtney Jarrell. This 22-year old teacher just completed her years at a college at incredible expense and made it
Read MoreNo More Free Scooters for Fat Retired WalMart Shoppers
Remember those annoying Scooter Store commercials? Well the FBI raided the Scooter Store for medicaid fraud and now the company
Read MoreCross-Eyed Attention Whore Snorts a Condom
This video will be awesome on Amber Strong’s next job interview. This little girl refuses to put away laundry and
Read MoreDon’t Fall for the Transnational Logistics Money Mule Scam
I’ve written about Money Mule Scam sites in the past. Here is another one- a fake company calling itself “Transnational
Read MoreTennessee Vice Mayor Jacks It at 90 MPH
Any news story that refuses to publish a party affiliation for a politician committing a criminal act means that he’s
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