Martin Bashir is Unemployed. Will Defecate in Mouths for Food
Martin Bashir said on his show that Sarah Palin should have someone urinate on her and shit in her mouth
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Maryland Rapist Teacher Flees to Hong Kong to Avoid Prosecution
Meet Yee Tak Sharon Kui. She is a teacher in Montgomery County, MD, and she raped an autistic student of
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Tranny Hate Crimes Himself at College to Promote Diversity
Yet another gay person that has to create a fake hate crime to feel like a victim. Meet Genesis Hernandez.
Read MoreLesbian Waitress Hate Crimes Herself By Faking Hateful Receipt
Homosexuality is pretty much mainstream in America today. No one cares about what gay couples do. No one pays any
Read MoreFlame On! Maryland Man BBQs Self in PortaPotty
I think of all the ways to go, baking yourself to death in a flaming porta potty has to be
Read MoreSandra Lertzman, Animal Rights Activist, Was a Crazed Hoarder and Animal Murderer
Meet Sandra Lertzman. She thought no one on the planet could take care of her stupid puppies better than her,
Read MoreVirginia DMV Still Giving IDs to Criminals
In case you didn’t know it, the hijackers on 9/11 got their IDs from a Fairfax VA DMV. Now 12
Read MoreWatch This Training Video for Dealing With Generation Gimme in the Workplace
If you don’t hire millennials, the Chicoms will take over.
Read MoreDerpa Derpa Jihad Boom! Muslim Detonates Self on Empty Beach
This jihadi only had one job. Now he won’t get his 99 virgins. From the BBC here: There has been
Read MorePerverted Lesbian Rapist Teacher Calls Victim From Jail
Meet lesbian rapist and high school volleyball teacher Kelly O’Rourke. After she raped a student, she was convicted and jailed
Read MoreThis Clown Takes Care of Business
A man in a clown costume murdered a high-ranking Mexican Cartel family member. I don’t care who you are, that’s
Read MoreBeastly Substitute Teacher Swears at Children
This fat black thuggish substitute teacher, who admits that she was a “beast” in High School, swears at a bunch
Read MoreDangerous Bar and Scary Drinks
Seriously, how could a business allow this kind of thing to go on inside? No wonder this bar looked like
Read MoreWinner: Castro Cheats Millennial Prison Sentence- Suicide By Lulz
Crazed Cleveland kidnapper who received a thousand year prison sentence hanged himself in his prison cell a month after sentencing.
Read MoreAdd McNugget Rage to Grievances of McD’s Workers
This woman really wanted her McNugget pack. Lots of McWorkers went on strike last week for the lulz, and while
Read MoreThink Your Union is Tough? Crucify The Bus Drivers!
Paraguay is an impoverished socialist utopia. Despite having everything a socialist could dream of, 8 bus drivers got greedy and
Read MoreHasan Cannot Die Soon Enough
Do they still have firing squads for execution in the military? I sure hope so! Hasan, the Ft. Hood shooter,
Read MoreKlaus Is a Menacing Forklift Operator
This is the absolute lulziest training video I’ve ever seen. Klaus should have paid better attention in forklift school. He
Read MoreEgyptians Now Come in Regular and Extra Crispy
Its a little difficult for me to get choked up at the thought of 200 Islamist tools fried to a
Read MoreXGames Fail: Don’t Celebrate Before You Cross the Finish Line
Female motocross racer Meghan Rutledge started celebrating her victory a half lap too early. Way too lulzy not to share.
Read MoreHannah Smith An Heros Self Over Ask.FM Trolling
Some really inattentive parents allowed their precious snowflake, Hannah Smith, aged 14, to join a social networking site called Ask.FM.
Read More50 Cent Beats a Bitch
Noted rapper 50 Cent, AKA Curtis Jackson, is due in court for wrecking his baby mama’s apartment and smacking her
Read MoreThe Petticoat 5: Computers Designed By Women for Women
This is unbelievable. The computer features a ringholder, a tissue holder, a popup mirror and a nailfile built into the
Read MoreThis is Why Young People Can’t Have Jobs
Two idiot “sandwich artists” are looking for new jobs (or maybe not, just moved back in with the parents) after
Read MoreHelen Thomas to be Buried in Troll Graveyard
Jew-hating journalist Helen Thomas finally reached room temperature today. I think she will get buried under a bridge somewhere so
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