Navy Spy Gets 12 Years
This kid did one deployment in a submarine and decided to betray his country by stealing a laptop and selling
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CIA Employee was Burglar and Panty Sniffer
With employees like this at the CIA is it any wonder that they got the information wrong about WMDs in
Read MoreCrawling in My Skin
A crazed fan somehow managed to breach the security of Verizonwireless to obtain phone, email and photo records for the
Read MoreTaking a Zamboni to BK Gets You Fired
A Zamboni only goes about 5 miles per hour. That is with the pedal to the metal. And if you
Read MoreHo, Ho, Oh! Kid Touching Santa Busted
Its Thanksgiving and we already have stories about evil Santa. This one is from my home State of Virginia. This
Read MoreJapanese Sub Collides With Ship
Wintesses report that the sub was taking up two lanes in the ocean, going too slowly, and may have had
Read MoreVirginia Weatherman Fired Over MySpace Photos
Roanoke meteorologist Jamey Singleton has had some problems in the past with being a heroin junkie. But after nude photos
Read MoreGoya Painting Stolen en Route to Guggenheim
Somehow a “professional art transporter” allowed a painting to disappear from his truck. He doesn’t know what happened to it
Read MoreLonely Moonbat Sets Self Ablaze
Malachi Ritscher, a man tortured by loneliness, bereft of loving family, and self-admitted acid-dropping child of the sixties, set himself
Read MoreK-Fed Fired From Husband Duties
So Britney is kicking K-Fed to the curb. Cool. And by the way, Kevin, you are white. From Fresno. You
Read MoreCompulinx Screws Employees, Maybe Customers
Strictly speaking in terms of cash amounts, Terrence Chalk is a small time hood compared to Ken Lay and the
Read MoreSpear Phishing Getting Personal
There is a new type of targeted phishing attack that has had quite a bit of success lately. Its called
Read MoreFormer Computer Associates CEO Gets 12 Years
This guy was more crooked than Ken Lay. Kumar actively participated in the fraud and was adamant about pushing his
Read MoreDeaf Thugs 1, Galludet 0
It seems that the chronic thuggery and protests at Galludet were successful in getting a deaf woman revoked from her
Read MorePrincipal Gives Wedgie to Student
Here is a stupid story about a High School Principal horsing around with several of his high school students at
Read MoreAnother DoE Security Breach
Department of Energy’s Los Alamos National Laboratories has suffered another severe security breach. This time, rather than huge cyber issues,
Read MoreNaughty Kayla, Phone Whore
A man calls a phone sex line and says, “Hey, I need to talk to a hot chick, but I
Read MoreDangling From The Dangly Bits
Thanks to Chris for the heads up on this one. An Austrian Roofer slipped and somehow nailed his testicle to
Read MoreEnviga- The Softdrink that Burns Calories
This should go on the Belch.Com primary site since it deals with soft drinks, but this is also a follow
Read MoreGhoulish Virginia Teacher
A High School Science teacher by the name of Candace Longworth took two female students to an old graveyard as
Read MorePages Punked Foley
Well, according to Drudge, the IM messages that shamed Republican Representative Mark Foley into resigning was a prank by a
Read MoreAs Vista Nears Release, Symantec Cries Louder
Symantec is still whining loudly and throwing tantrums about Microsoft making Vista more secure. The whining and lawsuits are not
Read MoreQuack Chiropractor Claimed Time Travel Healing
If he couldnt email your problems away or talk them away by phone, he said he could time travel and
Read MoreAnother Child Predator Busted
This time its the Human Resources Director for the Washington Times. Its a 53-Year Old degenerate named Randall Casseday, who
Read MoreGE Screws 50,000 Employees
GE had a laptop swiped from a hotel room that contained the names and socials of 50k current and former
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