Nike Drops Vick; NFL Suspends With Pay
Its a good start. Nike was going to do a large campaign around a new shoe with Vick’s signature and
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Paula Abdul Fired From Bratz Movie
Well, the chronically tipsy Paula picks up her blackberry and receives the devastating news that a movie she was consulting
Read MoreDOE Contractor Nabbed Selling Nuke Secrets
Holy Schnikes, this was a close call. A contractor for the DoE working at the Oak ridge facility was caught
Read MoreWhole Foods CEO Used Sock Puppet
The Vegan captain of the Whole Foods grocery chain spent 8 years on the Yahoo message boards using a pseudonym
Read MoreReason 265 to Homeschool- No Fat Chicks
Newest Reason for Homeschooling? Your children won’t be raped by the fattest, newest teachers. Okay- for kids that have sex
Read MoreTales from the Crypt Robber
Some people are goth, and then there are the hard-core, dog killin’, grave diggin’, make-a-marijuana-bong-out-of-a-femur-bone-and-use-a-skull-for-an-ashtray goth. From the AP here:
Read MoreChinese Bridges Collapse
If you are ever in China you may be better off swimming over the rivers than crossing the bridges. The
Read MoreThe Trouble with Troubled Clowns
The Daily Press is running a story about Spunky the Drug Smuggling Clown, who is boo-hooing in sad-clown makeup about
Read MoreCongressman Faces 235 Years in Jail
William Jefferson is the most corrupt congressman ever. He openly solicited for bribes in exchange for congressional favors, and even
Read MoreDude, You’re Getting a Pinkslip!
Dell is going to fire one in ten employees over the next year. Ouch. From CNET here: Dell released
Read MoreBig Rosie Leaves the View
Meat-fisted bully Rosie O’Donnell is leaving The View early. She had one last fight with Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and then Rosie’s
Read MoreJoya Williams Sentenced for Stealing Coke
This stupid woman turned down a really good offer on a plea bargain- 2 years, if she admitted to her
Read MoreReason 154 to HomeSchool
The creepy gay social studies teacher won’t fellate your teenage boy. Meet Kirk Hellwig. This creepy gay man was caught
Read MoreTeachers Terrorize Students
Reason number 441 to homeschool your child: Teachers won’t play pranks that terrorize your 11 year-old child. Scales Elementary School
Read MoreJoe Ballmann- Teacher and Kid Toucher
Another local teacher was busted trying to get his man-boy love on. Sick bastard was supposed to be teaching English,
Read MoreReason 118 to Homeschool
Students peeing in the classroom. Teachers suspended for letting students pee in the classroom. NAACP trying to start race riots
Read MoreBlackBerry Outage Caused by Bad Practices
The good news behind the massive Blackberry outage is that it wasn’t due to hackers or a security breach. The
Read MoreWhat’s Wrong With the German Army?
I am often baffled at how we Americans are viewed through the skewed lens of European news and television. And
Read MoreAs Predicted, Imus Fired
Don Imus has joined the long list of celebrities that were fired for saying something that black people found offensive.
Read MoreGeekin’ On Your Shower Squad
I don’t even know what that headline means. An employee of Geek Squad in Industry, California made a house call
Read MoreStupid Racist Apologies
I was listening to the Don and Mike show on the way home last night and I agree with their
Read MoreWill Imus be Fired for Racist Slurs?
I would be a bit surprised if Don Imus somehow retains his job after calling the Rutger’s Women’s NCAA Basketball
Read MoreWhat Symantec Sings to Shareholders
I have no idea why this has escaped my attention until now. Holy Crap, this must be the song that
Read MoreI Lost My Job
I was the sanitation engineer for the Palestinian Authority. I don’t know what they are complaining about. Looks like an
Read MoreCharges Against Players to be Dropped
The charges against the Duke Lacrosse Players is due to be dropped soon. Then will come the civil suits against
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