Judge to NASA Hippies: Get Badged or Get Fired
I wrote previously about a group of whining liberals at the Jet Propulsion Laboratories at Cal Tech who were suing
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
You’re Fired!
Britney Loses Custody of K-Brats
Britney had to give up the whole crop of K-Fruit today. She has been fired from Mommyhood. From the AP
Read MoreThe Gap Screws 800k Job Applicants
The Gap group, which includes Gap Stores, Banana Republic, and Old Navy, hired an external consultant to manage their job
Read MoreWhen You Love Dogs Too Much
I have no idea what is wrong with people. This is “animal lover” Gustavo Castanon. He is a disgusting human
Read MoreWatch Dan Rather Seethe
Dan Rather tried to use fake documents about President Bush’s National Guard service to unseat a President during a time
Read MoreReason 232 to HomeSchool
The Drama Teacher wont create a casting couch for the next school play and have sex with your underage daughter
Read MoreReason 231 to Homeschool
The Social Studies teacher won’t rape your son and then take the world’s saddest looking mugshot. This is Elizabeth Munn.
Read MoreReason 331 to Homeschool
Latest reason: Psycho Art Teacher won’t force your children to convert to Veganism. Meet Dave Warwak. He is a psycho
Read MoreEddie Griffin Ejected From Stage
I got this from Drudge. His headline stated that a comedian was “given the hook” because he kept saying “nigger”
Read MoreReason 28 to Homeschool
Your third grader won’t be taught by a crackhead or a junkie. Meet Krista Crosby. She has a comic book
Read MoreEarthlink Fires Half of Employees
Carnage at Earthlink. And more to come probably. Earthlink is trying to phase away from its money-losing business of cheap
Read MoreVick Finds Jesus and Seeks Redemption
Vick pleaded guilty and then held a presser in which he claims that Jesus has forgiven him, so won’t we
Read MoreGreat HelpDesk Ya Got There
Like many people in the IT industry, I spent my allotted time working on a Help Desk, trying to help
Read MoreAttorney General Gonzales Quits
Or was fired or whatever. Im sure more details will be forthcoming. Gonzales was under constant hounding by the Democrats
Read MoreDiced Coon and Salem Witch Trials
There are times when I see things in news articles when I have immediate, instinct reactions. Sometimes I bark out
Read MoreFake Cheerleader Busted in Virginia
Meet Tasha Mitchell. She has been on some kind of bizarre nationwide crime spree, posing as a cheerleader, magazine salesman,
Read MorePeace Monk Dives Under LawnMower
A buddhist monk by the name of Gyosei Handa was cutting the lawn at his Peace Pagoda in England when
Read MoreVick Admits He Killed Dogs; Conspired to Gamble
Ron Mexico, aka Mike Vick admitted he killed a bunch of dogs in his house in Surry and conspired to
Read MoreVick Flushed From Pocket, Changes Plea
Vick thought he was safe. His three buddies who were helping him conspire to fight dogs were sticking with him,
Read MoreBear Grylls is Faking It
Americans don’t like fakers. Bear Grylls is a huge faker and this video below proves it. It shows Grylls doing
Read MoreEmails Can Get You Fired
Just ask Lynne Bray, a Seattle resident who sued her former employer for wrongful termination. She tried to use all
Read MoreReason 211 to Homeschool
Kooky Principals won’t hire a Voodoo priestess to drip chicken blood, smoke cigars, burn incense, read tarot cards, and speak
Read MoreAssessor Mistakes Cubicle for Studio 54
Meet Vickie Brown. She seems to be an aging, single, dedicated public servant, who threw away her career by snorting
Read MoreYou Thought You Had a Hard Day?
Try working as a pigeon hunter in downtown St. Louis. FAIL! From KSDK here: A falcon soaring through downtown
Read MoreReebok Stiffarms Vick
Unlike the NFL, Reebok has no problem reading a federal indictment and making a decision. Reebok wants nothing to do
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