Office Freakout Video was a Fake
According to Cinematical here, it was filmed as part of a promotion. Lots of people thought it was real, while
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Chemical Spill Turns Deadly at Chocolate Factory- Charlie Bucket Wanted for Questioning
A tragic chemical spill claimed the life of at least one Oompa Loompa and sickened several others. From ABC7 here:
Read MoreMichael Wynn Fired. What About Air Force Cyber Command?
The Air Force Cyber command was the brainchild of Air Force Secretary Michael Wynn, who got the sack because he
Read MoreWhacky Co-Anchors Prompt FBI Probe
Philly has lots of problems. Apparently, having stupid people working as news anchors is one of them. Larry Mendte and
Read MoreRachel Ray: Buy Dunkin Donuts and Death to America!
I missed this last week while on travel. It seems that Rachael Ray was wearing a stupid keffiyah when she
Read MoreNot All Clowns Rape
Some just take a half million dollars from 90 year-old widows. Meet Carrie Williams. This despicable woman stole a
Read MoreJapanese Civil Servant Fired for Surfing Porn
780,000 downloads of porn in nine months. The BBC calculates that this employee was viewing 20 dirty pictures per minute.
Read MoreWashington Post Discovers That Local SchoolTeachers are Whores
I’ve been saying it all along. First its the filthy MySpace page and then they are tying up your 14
Read MoreBear Trainer Fired for Spilling All His Blood During Training Session
Stephan Miller was a dumbass. He trained bears for a living, or at least attempted to. He should have quit
Read MoreStupid Priest Earns Darwin Award Nomination
A priest, a rabbi and a muslim imam are all tied to a thousand party balloons floating out to sea.
Read MoreReason 699 to HomeSchool: Social Studies Teacher Won’t Be a Stripper UPDATED: Droelle Still Stripping
Michelle Droelle has spent much more time on the pole than she has as a teacher at Kellam High School
Read MoreTorrentSpy Tosses in the Towel
Legal Fees were mounting in their battle against the Motion Pictures Association of America, and rather than spend another dime
Read MoreReason 710 to HomeSchool: Substitute With Adam’s Apple Won’t Rape Your Child
Meet Lisa Marinelli. No, this isn’t the old lady who sings Cabaret, this is a substitute teacher from New Port
Read MoreWoman Sues Hospital Over Some Asshole
This story seems too hilarious to be true. Old woman with a bum leg needs an operation. She has surgery
Read MoreHannaford Data Breach Tied to Rapid7
I have provided an update to the Hannaford Hack story over at [GAS] here. Check it out and then visit
Read MoreThe Hannaford Data Breach: Watch it Grow
It turns out that people running a grocery store have no idea how to keep their network secure. Fresh greens
Read MoreSpitzer Had a Happy Valentines Day
Governor Eliot Spitzer bedded a prostitute on Valentine’s Day this year. What a great guy. Most husbands buy their wives
Read MoreSpitzer??! I Hardly Knew Her!
It seems that the governor of New York, who is soon-to-be-divorced, was caught doing the boom-chikka-wow-wow with some really over-priced
Read MoreWafaa Bilal Has Terror “Art” Pulled From RPI
Wafaa Bilal is a struggling leftist artist who creates controversial pieces that criticize Bush and the war in Iraq. His
Read MoreReason 647 to HomeSchool: Your Retarded Child Won’t Get Raped
Meet Colleen Solberg. She was an “assistant to the teacher” in the Special Needs class at West High School in
Read MoreReason 168 to HomeSchool: Fugly Whore Kid Rapist Won’t Teach Kindergarten
Meet Angela Csader. She graduated college with a teaching degree and used it to trick parents in Arizona into allowing
Read MoreWilliam And Mary Sends Nichol Packing
After the nationally criticized stupidity of toying with the Wren Cross and then allowing Prostitutes to put on a Traveling
Read MoreGay Marriage Advocate Caught Raping Little Boy
It has been claimed by some gay men, who acknowledge that male homosexuals have a problem with promiscuity- and sometimes
Read MoreReason 294 to Homeschool: Lesbian Volleyball Coach Won’t Seduce Your Daughter
I wouldn’t have had much of a comment about this one except the coach, Susan Anderson, of Desert Edge High
Read MoreReason 616 to Homeschool: 4th Grade Teacher Won’t Terrorize School
Meet Susan Romanyszyn. She used to be a 4th Grade Teacher at Longstreth Elementary School in Warminster, PA until she
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