Wiccan Holistic Whore Crashes Funeral; Smacks Corpse With Wand
This is Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, a moronic wiccan who tried to apply her majicks to a corpse when she
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Teenager Fired for Complaining About Job on Facebook
Kimberley Swann was fired for posting on her Facebook Page that her job was boring. I guess, in a way,
Read MoreLayoffs at Hasbro
You know that times are tough all over right now with the mere 2 percent rise in unemployment. Lots of
Read MoreWhen You Break Up With Your Chinese Mistress After You Eliminate Her In Your Own HomeMade Edition of the Bachelor, Don’t Go on a Car Trip With Her to Visit Her Favorite Cliffs
A chinese man got in trouble for having his own personal reality game show at his house. He had five
Read MoreMilk Keeps Your Knuckles Hard
Ah, milk. Strengthens bones and teeth. Helps with your backswing and improves your stamina. You never know when you are
Read MoreComcast Employees Insert Penis Into Superbowl
That headline might sound perverted, but what it refers to is someone at the Comcast HQ in Tucson inserted 30
Read MoreFannie Mae Employee Gets Fired; Plants Logic Bomb On Way Out
Rajendrasinh Makwana, an Indian citizen living in the United States under a work visa, was fired from his job for
Read MoreMonster.Com Breached Again
I have no idea how Monster can continue to stay in business if it doesn’t do anything to protect the
Read MoreReason 316 to Homeschool: Scrawny Psycho Teacher Won’t Rape Your 13-year-old 300 Times
When I first heard about teacher Christine McCallum a few days ago and how she had raped a little boy
Read MoreUnemployed for 48 Hours
Santa came through! I quit my job at PlxxxCo yesterday and I start with a new company on Monday. PlxxxCo’s
Read MoreReason 949 to HomeSchool: Cross-Eyed Social Studies Teacher Won’t Bang Your Daughter in Her Car
Meet Melissa Koehn. She was busted by the cops in Minnesota dry humping one of her students in her car.
Read MoreDear Santa: Please Make My Relative Stop Molesting Me
A little girl wrote a letter to Santa as part of a class assignment. Along with wishing for the usual
Read MoreScumbag Cop Leaves Kiddie Porn in His Patrol Car
This is Stephen Guy Thomas Jr. He is now a 26 year old former cop, cooling his heels in general
Read MoreSymantec to Employees: You’re Fired! And We are Giving Your Personal Information to Criminals
It sucks to get fired. After the initial shock, you have to scramble to make ends meet, work with creditors
Read MoreTow Truck Drivers are Scumbags
As I have said before, tow truck drivers can be real heroes when helping out stranded motorists. Quite a few
Read MoreReason 657 to HomeSchool: Teachers Won’t Walk Out of Class to BrainStorm How to Make Your Ten-Year-Olds Gay
Gay people are still outraged that Californians exercised their right to vote and banned gay marriage. So they want to
Read MoreIllinois Governor Frog Marched for Selling Obama’s Senate Seat
Stunning news out of Illinois. Democrat governor and friend of Barack Obama, Rod Blagojevich has been dragged out of his
Read MoreRacist Carleton University Student Council Apologizes- Has Resignation Party
Remember the charity fundraiser that was banned because the disease, Cystic Fibrosis, only affected white men? Well they have reinstated
Read MoreReason 811 to HomeSchool: Economics teacher Won’t Get Busted Trying to Rape Children He Meets on Myspace
Meet Scott Dietlin. He’s in his mid thirties, his hairline is quickly receding, and he has to friggin’ teach high
Read MoreSymantec’s John Thompson Drives Company Into Ditch; Flees on Foot
John Thompson spent the past five years heading Symantec Corporation, and the stock has not moved one dime. His strategy
Read MoreNASA’s James Hansen Caught Committing Scientific Misconduct
Dr. James Hansen is the man most responsible for creating the scare about Global Warming. It was his testimony in
Read MoreReason 741 to Homeschool: School District Won’t Forge Social Security Numbers to Allow Criminals to Teach Your Kids
The city of Dallas thinks its okay to operate a massive identity theft ring for the expressed purpose of giving
Read MoreElizabeth Edwards Splits from Cheating Hubby John Edwards
I don’t think Elizabeth Edwards got the memo. A democrat wife is supposed to stay with her cheating husband and
Read MoreSymantec to Layoff 800
Or as John Thompson, CEO puts it, 4.5%. Despite making a profit and despite coming in a few million bucks
Read MoreReason 622 to HomeSchool: Illegal Alien Members of Mexican Drug Cartel Won’t Teach Your 6-Year-Old
What the hell is wrong with Houston Area schools? If the teachers aren’t fingerbanging the asses out of their students,
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