Tiger Quits Golf
He posted a note on his website that he is quitting golf “Indefinitely.” Better snap up these awesome dishes below
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Reason 126 to HomeSchool: No Pizza and Rape Parties
Meet Amy Yarbrough. She is in jail, and as a real shocker, suspended from work with no pay, because she
Read MoreTranny Sports Writer Becomes “An Hero”
Mike Penner, a sports writer for the Los Angeles Times suffered a mental breakdown in 2007 and decided that after
Read MoreCross-Eyed Lesbian Teacher Found Guilty of Three Sex Crimes
The students of St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul, Minnesota can sleep soundly now that predatory sex
Read MoreSayonara Sniper
The DC Sniper wasted his last breath tonight at 9:11 PM. Good. I have dibs on his unused carbon credits.
Read MoreFive Virginia Prison Guards Play “Red Rocket” With K9 Units
Prison Guards aren’t highly sophisticated people. But still, they should know better than this. Five guards were busted jerking off
Read MoreI Thought The Bailed Out Companies Were Too Big to Fail?
Bank of America, American International Group, Citigroup, General Motors, GMAC, Chrysler and Chrysler Financial all received federal Bailout money under
Read MoreStewart Nozette is a Traitor
Stewart Nozette was born the year sputnik flew overhead and grew up watching the Apollo missions and wanting to be
Read MoreDan Rather is Bitter
Dan Rather is Bitter, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Dan Rather faked a news story with the intent to unseat a
Read MoreReason 277 to HomeSchool: Drunken Special Ed Teacher Won’t Take Your Kid for a Joyride at 2AM
Meet Valerie Roesler. She is 27 and spent a long time at college to become a teacher. And then a
Read MoreWho Knew Drug Dealers Use Daycare?
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, called “Newark” there lived a Papa and a little boy.
Read MoreObama to Googley-Eyed-Governor: Wear Sunglasses or GTFO
Even Barack Obama is tired of seeing googley-eyed politicians on TV without sunglasses, which besmirches the Democrat Party. As Obama
Read MoreCongress to ACORN: GTFO!
The US House of Representatives followed the US Senate and signed a bill that completely defunds ACORN, that loveable group
Read MoreFake Reporter Jon Stewart Scolds Real Reporters for Being Slackers
Jon Stewart thinks the ACORN stories were worth mentioning on the Daily Show. He spent almost 7 minutes covering it.
Read MoreROFL: More Acorn Bitches Need a Good Firing
Hannah Giles just dropped a hint at BigGovernment.Com that the next stop on their American Trek to expose ACORN for
Read MoreROFL: Senate Stepping on Acorn’s Neck
Who’da thunk that if you try to use federal funds to set up brothels for underage illegal aliens that you
Read MoreROFL: Acorn BodyCount Rises- 3 Down in Brooklyn
The dynamic duo of James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles, the undercover film makers who are documenting the criminal activity of
Read MoreUS Census to ACORN: You’re Fired!
ACORN, a criminal leftist organization, was very proud that they had secured a deal with the United States Census to
Read MoreROFL: Two More Acorn Bitches To Go Unemployed
Yesterday I wrote about Acorn Bitch 1 and Acorn Bitch 2, who worked out of the Baltimore Acorn office. Well
Read MoreROFL: Baltimore Unemployment Jumped Today by Two
Two black female members of ACORN, who were consipiring to lend money to a man so he could buy a
Read MoreWill Annie Leibovitz Lose the Rights to Her Photos?
As it turns out, Annie Leibovitz, the photographer for Vanity Fair who provided such memorable pictures as a fat, pregnant
Read MoreObama’s Green Czar, Van Jones, Rides the Lollercoaster
A lollercoaster is a series of events which whips up so much drama that it explodes in epic proportions on
Read MoreReason 962 to HomeSchool: Schools Allow Murderer to Work With At-Risk Children and Molest Them
Barry Harrison murdered two men by beating and shooting them to death in 1984. In 2008 he became a free
Read MoreReason 210 to HomeSchool: One Teacher Fired for Banging Student; Three More Fired for Covering it Up
Robert Hawkins, a 43 year-old slob of a math teacher, started banging his 17 year old student. When Hawkins bragged
Read MoreTed Kennedy Died of Swimmers Ear
Awwww. The senior senator of Massachusetts kicked the bucket tonight due to what is believed to be a lingering case
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