Reason 101 to HomeSchool: Alcoholic Band Teacher Won’t Strand Your Children at Amusement Park
A band director in Texas named Mark Pierce got blitzed while he was supposed to be chaperoning a bunch of
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Top Kill: MMS Chief Fired
The unattractive fat chick who was the head of the Minerals Management Service resigned before her idol Barack Hussein Obama
Read MoreReason 24 to HomeSchool: 8th Grade Teacher Won’t Rape Your 14 Tear Old Son and Write Him Love Messages on His Facebook Wall
Nicole Jacobsen is soon to be divorced and fired from her job where she teaches 8th grade retarded kids. After
Read MoreSomali Pirates Caught a Case of the “Died”
This is how you deal with Prates. You don’t negotiate with them. You don’t give them ransom. You certainly don’t
Read MoreThat Crazy Dude at Work
Many companies have hired people they have later lived to regret. And when you hire crazy, sometimes it takes nerve
Read MoreFox Five Finds Soy Products on Their Faces
Seriously Fox 5 New York? You let some bubble-headed news wench talk about ejaculated material on the air? Any word
Read MoreACORN Shutting Down
Community Organizers are getting to be rare and I think that’s a good thing. Don’t worry. This Marxist group will
Read MoreDHS Scraps Eye of Sauron Border Initiative
DHS had a whacky idea to ring the southern border with giant towers that would act as spotters to identify
Read MoreDont Pick Up Pussy On the Street and Think Its Free
A lady scraped up someone’s dead cat off the street and took it to the vet. Then she got upset
Read MoreMost Ethical Congress Ever Makes Up Charges to Oust a Democrat Who Would Vote Against ObamaCare
And this is the way that politics get done under Obama and Nancy Pelosi. If they can’t get the votes
Read MoreCelebrating Black History Month: Googley Eyed Governor Drops Re-Election Bid
The First Googley-Eyed Governor ever has decided that he shouldn’t run for re-election as Governor of New York. To be
Read MoreSo Sad! ACORN Shutting Down National Ops
Saw this over at Hot Air. How the hell are Democrats going to vote rig elections without their army of
Read MoreChris Bartkowicz Goes to Jail After Giving Stoned Interview to Local News About his Pot Growing
In Colorado, they have made “medical marijuana” legal. There is no medical usage for pot, so this really means that
Read MoreThe Cold Icy Hand of Pwn
This is a horrible crash during the Olympic Luge event. Listen for the epic clang at the end. Watch CBS
Read MoreJack Murtha Doing Shots in Hell With the Kennedys
Good Ol’ Boy Jack “Haditha” Murtha has bellied up to bar in Hell to do some flaming tequila shots with
Read MoreReason 64 to HomeSchool: Your 14-year-old Won’t Be Raped by 6th Grade Teacher
39 Year Old Tammy Clinton got bored of teaching 6th grade so instead she embarked on a career of professional
Read MoreReason 65 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t GangBang the Social Studies Class
Actually, I’m not sure what Megan Baumann actually did to get suspended from her Social Studies teaching job at Clinton
Read MoreNew Age Spiritual Cult Leader James Ray Charged In Sweat Lodge Deaths
Looks like James Ray will be doing time for bringing about the deaths of his moonbat followers. I wonder if
Read MoreConservative Activist Jailed for Aiding and Abetting Interference of a Senator’s Phone System
Remember James O’Keefe? He’s the young buck who became famous for catching all those ACORN criminals on tape talking about
Read MoreReason 136 to HomeSchool: Homely Girls Basketball Coach Wont Give Your Son Top Shelf Tequila
Well… she was using top shelf tequila, but the least she could do was put on a little lipstick and
Read MoreEvery Parent’s Nightmare
I bash a lot of teachers on this site because teachers hold a sacred trust in the hearts and minds
Read MoreTSA Agents Are Retards and Now One Thinks He’s God
As I wrote previously, screening passengers at the airport in the 21st century equivalence of burger flipping for the indigent,
Read MoreWhat’s In Granny’s Handbag? Oh Dear God!
This funeral home screwed up and put granny’s brain in the same bag with her personal effects. And you gotta
Read MoreLook Who’s Running Security
A fat security guard with a bad wig got “transferred” for sleeping on the job. Her photo was taken while
Read MoreSource of Secret Sauce of Airline Food Discovered
If you don’t already pack a bag lunch of your own for a flight, you probably should start. Because this
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